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elke

@elke@shrimp.tapenoise.cafe

niche internet femtocelebrity
monoamorous-ish lesbian entity
S/N: 0x191E32

not accepting follow requests unless we know each other already
if ive followed you, you can assume its ok to follow back
dont boost my unlisted posts thanks

minors: dont follow me or interact with any lewd posts i make/boost, other interactions are all good

rural southwest englander with US midwest and glaswegian tendencies living in none of those places

sysmate of https://tapenoise.cafe/@cyamber and @lime (and some others)

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wakes up
goes to london
day ruined

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breadlike

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in this essay i wont

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i should be allowed to push a button that deletes every excel spreadsheet in the world just to see what happens

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boats! you cant afford one

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dont call yourself a fox unless you

  • only ever come out at night
  • smell absolutely terrible
  • scream constantly
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ah! a content warning stating that this post may contain things i do not like! i wonder what would happen if i clicked it

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aws and azure on their way to make the worst sdk libraries youve ever seen: ​:neocat:​

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if you get a lifetime subscription to something and that service goes down then you die btw, think twice before getting lifetime subscription

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neocat.sex is available. Get it for your website!

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hi degoogled android nerds: is there something vaugely akin to google wallet that i can use to just store passes and stuff?
i just want to be able to store boarding passes, train tickets, rewards/membership cards, etc. i dont need/want to be able to pay for stuff with my phone, i just want a nice centralised place to put passes and things
ideally i should be able to add custom things to it too, but thats not mandatory
boosts appreciated

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🅱️ython

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did you know that ​:neocat:​ is actually a fungus

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sony develops cool accessibility feature for slowing down the game automatically depending on the players controller inputs

​:neocat_aww:​> and then patents it so nobody else can use it

​:cate_tired:​

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squints

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i feel like skibidi neoanimals were indirectly my fault

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"i bet faes thinking about other girls"
thought bubble above enyas head
its harbor freight

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uwu

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website that explodes if viewed on anything released after 2003

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learning the accessibility stuff is fun
looked up to see if there was a thing in html to override the pronunciations of something and i found someone basically saying "do not even try it, you will likely make things worse"
neat

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all my posts are licensed under the elkes thoughts license which states that every opinion i have is correct and if you disagree then you forfeit your right to use internet

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​:neocat_floof:​ 💭 i should write forum software

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hi python
hello

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imagine if i used my hyperfixation powers for good

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