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elke, to random
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wakes up
goes to london
day ruined

elke, to random
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breadlike

elke, to random
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in this essay i wont

lanodan,
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elke, to random
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i should be allowed to push a button that deletes every excel spreadsheet in the world just to see what happens

elke, to random
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boats! you cant afford one

lea,

@elke 5 oak plank blocks are trivial to gather

elke, to random
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dont call yourself a fox unless you

  • only ever come out at night
  • smell absolutely terrible
  • scream constantly
root,
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@elke omg me

elke, to random
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ah! a content warning stating that this post may contain things i do not like! i wonder what would happen if i clicked it

maddie,

@elke @binbows what if they don't have uno?

root,
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@maddie @elke @binbows they have uno

elke, to random
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aws and azure on their way to make the worst sdk libraries youve ever seen: ​:neocat:​

elke, to random
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if you get a lifetime subscription to something and that service goes down then you die btw, think twice before getting lifetime subscription

elke, to random
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neocat.sex is available. Get it for your website!

starshine,
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@elke get it

elke,
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@starshine im not spending $96 on a bit

elke, to random
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hi degoogled android nerds: is there something vaugely akin to google wallet that i can use to just store passes and stuff?
i just want to be able to store boarding passes, train tickets, rewards/membership cards, etc. i dont need/want to be able to pay for stuff with my phone, i just want a nice centralised place to put passes and things
ideally i should be able to add custom things to it too, but thats not mandatory
boosts appreciated

elke, to random
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🅱️ython

elke, to random
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did you know that ​:neocat:​ is actually a fungus

natty,
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@elke Eli is not fungus ​:neofox_pout:​

shroomie,
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@natty @elke i am fungus

elke, to random
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sony develops cool accessibility feature for slowing down the game automatically depending on the players controller inputs

​:neocat_aww:​> and then patents it so nobody else can use it

​:cate_tired:​

pancakes,

@elke fuck patenting accessibility. fuck sony

elke, to random
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squints

elke,
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oh i get it

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