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eris

@eris@akkoma.meows.gay

free palestine 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸

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hi im eris, colloquially known as "that fucking idiot"

im a skogkatt therian :therian: who goes meow meow :3
anyarchist
trans :spinnyCatTrans: (E 06/21/23) polyamorous :spinnyCatPolyam: lesbian :spinnyCatLesbain:
i use arch :archtrans: btw, on one laptop one server and one desktop

this is my like, 4th/7th account on fedi (depending on if you only count sub/domain changes or the server software without a domain change) after every instance previous to this died. hopefully this one won't. I spun up this instance right before the huge tumblr influx.

instance admin and host of all services under this domain

alt dead: @erismeow
alt 2 electric boogaloo: @eris
alt :3 : @eris
wafrn alt: @eris

pfp alt text: [a picture of an orange and white norwegian forest cat in the snow, looking very happy.]
pfp source: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Norsk_Skogkatt.jpg

#nobot #noindex #noarchive #nobridge

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eris, to random
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:neocat_minion:

leftpaddotpy, to random
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oh yeah the secret project I've been working on for two months, @lix_project, is finally in public preview. there's a fair number of rough edges in the website and infra remaining to fix but the software is rock solid.

thanks so much to the dozens of people who have been running main daily for several weeks and reporting the few remaining issues. at this point i would say it's just a stabler, faster, more user friendly #Nix 2.18.

if you want to try it out: https://lix.systems

eris,
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@leftpaddotpy holy shit lesbian nix

eris, to random
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if i had a nickel for every creature that joined fedi and then learned about its plurality i would have a billion dollars

eris, to random
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there is no such thing as a "good" website. they are all bad

ChloeCat, to random

This idea won't work because horses aren't real

  • posted by Chloe

RE: https://alico.nexus/notes/9sqlu6cao45e0fra

eris,
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@ChloeCat EXACTLY

eris,
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@ChloeCat noo more horses. you dont exist at all 🎵

eris, to random
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just saw an arch user call sudo "bloated." im gonna kill

eris, to random
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STOP boosting my posts you're gonna EXPLODE my server /j

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eris,
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@gauley how do you know he wasn't in medical school at the time? he should sue you for defamation

eris, to random
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this is one of my favorite memes ever

eris, to random
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i love wearing my collar :3

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oh you're trans? did you get the surgery?*

*the one that puts a port in your head so you can talk to computers directly

eris,
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@astrid *the one that dissolves your soul into the core of an EVA

eris, to random
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all those "keep politics out of video games" people are so funny. one of the greatest video games ever made is about a guy taking down fascism with the power of a crowbar. so unserious

eris, to random
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if someone added biting to akkoma i would install it instantly

eris,
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i need to bite. i need to bite

eris, to random
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who up patting they eris

eris, to random
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kinda annoyed that my tim sweeny shitpost from a few days ago got 1 like i worked hard on that

AnarchoCatgirlism, to random

I found a berry 🍓 I'm gonna eat it

eris,
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@AnarchoCatgirlism dont do that !!

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the wget thing feels like a crime somehow

eris,
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@astrid @cafkafk @jakehamilton how the fuck did that work

eris, to random
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fun fact: i can use my upper palette to purrrrr like a cat it makes me so euphoric

eris, to random
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but heres the cute kitty

eris,
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@ChloeCat PETTING ME PETTING ME MROWMOEMWEOWW

eris,
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@ChloeCat mrmmoweomROEMWOmwowmww

eris, to random
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i think i imagined rust into existence when i was 7 years old btw

eris,
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okay so in first grade i heard minecraft being talked about, but i misheard the person sitting next to me and thought she said "mind crab" and i have this very very distinct memory of imagining what the logo and gameplay was like. it was basically the sims, but the logo was the words mindcrab in bubble text with an orange cartoon crab next to them. it looks like the rust crab. a few years later, rust was invented.

eris,
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this is 100% a joke obviously i didnt manifest rust by mishearing the word minecraft but that did happen and i remember it. then, obviously, i got minecraft shortly after lol

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