flamingspork

@flamingspork@tacobelllabs.net

type of witch who collects oscilloscopes, takes photos on film, and writes fiction
maximum jank, minimum reward
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flamingspork, to random

microfiche implies the existence of macrofiche, which is on large-format film,

flamingspork, to random

persuading my friends that there's a checkpoint on the border between New York and Massachusetts by coming up with so many fictional bureaucratic minutiae about it that they think it's real,,

flamingspork,

@wholegroanoats Connecticut is jointly governed by Massachusetts and New York after the armistice in the disastrous war between Connecticut and Rhode Island

selectric, to random

never gets old. do you think talking to myself in the mirror counts, or do i need to go hire a dominatrix and have her put on a 2600 magazine t-shirt to give me the usual lecture

flamingspork,

@selectric type of domme to whom the sudo incidents are reported to,,

flamingspork, to random

the problem with the trans flag is that you can't flip it upside down to signal that you're in distress

flamingspork, to random

i bought an indicator panel from a MBTA red line train, and i'm going to try to find a way to drive the gauge and lights

the same metal box from the same picture with a cover flipped up to reveal a switch labeled "LOC/REMOTE"
the inside of the box, full of wires and a circuit board

flamingspork, to random

a weighted blanket is not enough. i need to be compacted under sediment and fossilized to truly relax

flamingspork, to random

"my son is doing okay"
ma'am, your daughter is writing a dollpost while she's supposed to be working

flamingspork, to random

as someone going through puberty (for the second time), i have a right to write terrible fiction, and nothing short of being struck by lightning will stop me (either that or running out of motivation lol)

erin, to random
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hey fun fact! don't put yubikey nanos in your mouth! i just killed a yubikey doing that

flamingspork,

@erin erin moment

wxcafe, to random
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fucking, computers

flamingspork,

@wxcafe sand should never have been taught to do math

astrid, to random
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flamingspork,

@astrid @vivi this is us

tthbaltazar, to random
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🥺.domain.tld

flamingspork,

@tthbaltazar 🥺.philo.gay is a valid domain thanks to the power of punycode

flamingspork, to random

what if we cuddled and listened to number stations together 🥺📻 and we were both girls 😳?

flamingspork, to random

imo, there's a special feeling when you hit enter and make something in the real world start to move

(is feeling this way about making my film scanner go a sign i need to build more projects? yeah, probably)

flamingspork, to random

💭🧛vampire who helps their trans friends by tasting their blood and telling them whether their levels taste right

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