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flexghost

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I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubblegum.

الجهل عند الرجال فيه يشبه الليل بدون قمر

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Auntie Flex,

What’s the most American headline you’ve read this week?

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@GGMcBG

"One yahoo argued that if a girl under 18 becomes pregnant, she will abort the child. But if she has the option to marry, then things will be fine."

Full on spit take reading that

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@Just_Tired lol

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@aronow @Skepticat All you have to do it watch the news or download Telegram and its impossible not to.

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@HeatherTX I would like to adopt their child

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@csstrowbridge true

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@kalfatermann

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I’m a simple woman

When I see human garbage like MTG lose I get happy

Only 11 republicans voted with her to remove Speaker Johnson. Kek.

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@NeonPurpleStar to make them appear more chaotic-er? That seems to have no effect

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@kflanagan want to feel sad? Check out a conservative space and see how they spin this

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@rlstone4dems 😃

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@Jonathanglick what’s the money line?

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@kristen_d Simple K sounds like a breakfast cereal

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Ya don’t say

Comrade Karen asking for “humanitarian aid” to be delivered to her campus encampment and the internet slacktivist lose their minds in solidarity

“Hell no I won’t vote for genocide Joe!”

I’m not going to lose more of my rights because of some unserious deadbrain chants

The amount of overnight experts and mouth breather rage really opened my eyes to how little people care to know about something before having a LOUD opinion

‎الجهل هو الخصم الأساسي

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@bkm it was real.

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After the parasite, that feeds off brain activity, starved to death leaving only a black spot, RFK jr was asked for a comment:

“Sometimes duck with cheese can purple. Tartar baby staples. Vaccines bad.”

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@benroyce @emmreef JRE fans “me too”

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@Mikal Lol

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@atzanteol @peachfront Lighten up, Francis

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@scottytrees Ha

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@peachfront @atzanteol This

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@seindal As nutritious as packing styrofoam

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@leswarden ❤️

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@atzanteol @peachfront Burp.

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@atzanteol @peachfront Don’t talk about your mom like that

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“You remind me of my daughter.”

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@Ted_Cville At least he surrounds himself with the best people 😂

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