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futurebird

@futurebird@sauropods.win

pro-ant propaganda, building electronics, writing sci-fi teaching mathematics & CS. I live in NYC.

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futurebird, to random
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I'm very disturbed people think universe B is good.

NOTHING good comes from a place where the most common footwear are leather black lace-up boots!! Come on!

futurebird, to random
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Parallel universes are real! You shall be sent to live in one... forever.

You will get a choice between 5 universes that each have a similar collection of languages though technology & culture may be very, possibly hazardously, different.

To make your choice you may request one (1) kind of typical artifact. This will be fetched from each universe, you may compare to make your choice.

Electronics will be disabled. If the artifact doesn't exist... you get nothing.

What do you request?

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@wa7iut

Not going to the advanced world with bidets?

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@SRLevine

You receive:

Universe A: Nothing
Universe B: A pocket-size clockwork device that prints as it travels over the paper like a wind-up car
Universe C: Nothing
Universe D: Some kind of plant.
Universe E: Something clearly taken from a museum. Very dusty and unused, tags indicating the names of various parts.

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@SweetAIBelle

Universe A: A square tablet. The electronics inside are dead.
Universe B: A thin bit of wire that might be some kind of medical device.
Universe C: Nothing
Universe D: A plant
Universe E: Pills.

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@pariahsickkid

Universe A: Nothing
Universe B: A museum piece. Not that different from what we use on earth.
Universe C: Several wax cubes.
Universe D: A plant
Universe E: Nothing.

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@ChrisCPS

Yes. I would ask for "A first aid kit of the kind used by many people for recreational pursuits similar to camping or sports."

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@handmade_ghost

Universe A: An abstract metal sculpture with 300 tiny dots on the surface.
Universe B: A black brick with a simple inscription.
Universe C: An urn.
Universe D: A black plant
Universe E: nothing

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@tin

Universe A: A necklace with a little magnifying glass with a red dot in the center of the glass.
Universe B: A plastic action figure.
Universe C: A folded bit of paper like a paper snowflake. When you unfold it, it sets itself on fire and disappears.
Universe D: A glass cup of rich dark soil
Universe E: A small leather pouch that contains beads made of various compressed materials of different colors.

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@nsaphra

It can't be much bigger than a breadbox.

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@mkarliner

Universe A: A silver tablet, when you look at the surface at different angles different patterns appear.
Universe B: A clockwork locket that contains a little bird that sings various tunes.
Universe C: Several wax cubes
Universe D: A flower that looks like an ocean wave at sunset
Universe E: Pills

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@hildeaustlid

Universe A: A spray can of some kind of polymer.
Universe B: High laced black leather boots
Universe C: Plastic shoes, but very breathable
Universe D: Nothing
Universe E: Pills

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@nsaphra

Universe A: A very stretchy sheer rubbery tee-shirt
Universe B: A white button down shirt with lace collar.
Universe C: A long piece of cloth with several mysterious holes
Universe D: A long-sleeved shirt with vents for breathability. It can be sealed at the wrists by depressing nodules, causing the fabric to tighten as if alive.
Universe E: It's an animal, alive, cuddly, cat-like, it won't let you take it off. (or you don't know how)

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@cykonot

Universe A: Nothing
Universe B: A hard drive... but not compatible with anything you have.
Universe C: Nothing
Universe D: Nothing
Universe E: What is clearly the work of children in colorful chalks and paints filling most of large art pad.

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@peterdrake

Well Universe B totally sends you THAT fork.

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@timbray

Universe A: A square electronic device like a tablet computer, deactivated
Universe B: A small wooden box that contains something like a typewriter with ivory keys, but it sounds like a harpsichord.
Universe C: thing like a dental retainer -- alters the singing voice in a wide variety of ways.
Universe D: A bundle of seed pods that produce shockingly loud percussive sounds when manipulated.
Universe E: A bird like a turkey that borps and warbles when conducted or sung to.

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@xinicit

Universe A: Rainbow plastic cubes that can be stacked inside of each other with holograms on them.
Universe B: Written in long hand a string of incomprehensible numbers and letters on a scrap of parchment followed by several hasty calculations.
Universe C: The same self burning snowflake from their religion.
Universe D: Small bags of seeds.
Universe E: A list of instructions to get to a particular location and means to get past a particular combination lock.

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@evan

Universe A: A simple wooden bench, kinda modern but unremarkable.
Universe B: High-backed iron chairs in a little semi-circle
Universe C: A little weather proof cubby that contains rolled-up blankets.
Universe D: A tree that is bench-shaped
Universe E: A rubber ballon thing that moulds itself to your body.

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@mardor

Universe A: Nothing
Universe B: A wind-up flossing harp.
Universe C: Perfectly normal electric toothbrush.
Universe D: A bag of leaves
Universe E: A little spray bottle of a substance that keeps changing color and moves on its own.

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@hildeaustlid

Universe A: A jumble of gadgets, some recognizable (rubber mallet, crow bar) others not so much. (is a drill or an engraving machine?) They are in a big bucket.
Universe B: A quaint set of c. 1900s tools, but there is also a laser level.
Universe C: A set of various tubs of putties and pastes. Plastic spreaders of various shapes.
Universe D: It looks like gardening supplies.
Universe E: A metal cube that has arms that can unfold, but since it isn't working it's mysterious.

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@Hazelcrazygoatlady

Universe A: a spidery thin lace thing that seems medical
Universe B: Nothing
Universe C: Looks like an injection?
Universe D: ... it's a plant.
Universe E: Pills

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@EverydayMoggie

Universe A: A clear jello that is not very sweet, but pleasant enough.
Universe B: A plate of cream puffs
Universe C: A glass of whole milk
Universe D: A remarkable sweet creamy fruit.
Universe E: It looks like sheets of paper but tastes like cheesecake.

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@RonniesaurusHex

Universe A: A motorized chair that manages to not be bulky. Can also be used manually. Very adjustable.
Universe B: A very dated chair, with rich leather trim, but it has a built in screen of some kind.
Universe C: It looks like leg braces?
Universe D: A chair that can adjust from a laying down position to standing. Unclear if it is powered or not.
Universe E: Crutches, that are self- balancing like pogo sticks. Allowing one to bounce on one's arms.

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@emmanuelwald

Universe A: A square electronic tablet, the electronics are off.
Universe B: A small gun that uses steam to fire vicious little black marbles.
Universe C: A bottle of a dark liquid
Universe D: A pound of salt
Universe E: A collar that once locked on a person makes horrible noise and flashing lights non-stop.

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The EDC boys have gone too far this time. It's a titanium switch-blade tactical ... uh ... fork.

$300

Looks like it fell out of a hole to another somehow much worse universe.

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@moirearty @unikitty

Apple Keynote style marketing with turtleneck and all.
Live food.
This fork.
Dystopia keeps checking out.

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