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jonny

@jonny@neuromatch.social

Digital infrastructure 4 a cooperative internet. social/technological systems & systems neuro with some light dynamical systems & crush on topology on the side.

writin bout the surveillance state n makin some p2p

science/work-oriented alt of @jonny

information is political, science is labor

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The emerging field of Beethoven's Hair Studies is the only field where I try to keep up with the literature: https://doi.org/10.1093/clinchem/hvae054

jonny,
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I just think its neat they have a bunch of his hair. Like why do you have that its very weird.

jonny,
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When I die everyone can take a chunk of my hair it will be free. Sick ppl get my organs and then everyone else can go hogwild on the rest of my husk

jonny,
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In my will I will specify that someone has to make a xylophone out of my ribcage because that seems like an important part of skeleton culture and I want to fit in

jonny,
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@SnoopJ
Hey as long as the money goes to a good cause and nobody asks too many questions about what theyre doing with the parts

jonny,
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@GeePawHill
That sounds like a nice party

jonny,
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Shortly before I go I will encrypt all my DNA so none of you jokers try and clone me as a joke because you know how much I would hate that and how endearing I find it when people go very far out of their way to spite me for no reason

jonny,
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As I have said many times for many years, the only form in which my personhood may be digitized is as a free textbook SEO scam PDF. Dont disrupt my haunting of various grammatical constructs, songs, and interstitial spaces for anything less

jonny,
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Trying to use any of my withered rind for personal gain will result in a full blown haunting unless it is a wicked good scam of some kind

jonny,
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My schtick as a ghost will be to haunt all the things that people dont think can be haunted or have no significance at all. Like you'll be taking off on a flight and ill pop out like "boo haha im the ghost of this exact altitude"

jonny,
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I think I want to be a good ghost like finding me unlocks a special item or some forbidden secret of the afterlife that is impossible for you to express to other mortals. Actually I think I would be more of a well meaning but error prone ghost where i try to help you out but actually make everything much worse

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@lili
Since that was one year before his death and apparently he wanted ppl in the future to figure out why he was deaf im guessing that is why? The spookier part is like how was he SO RIGHT about the ability for hair to do exactly that, like he didnt know anything about DNA or metabolite or heavy metals analysis or anything

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@AccordionBruce
@GeePawHill
That is actually very sweet and not at all as weird as I thought the Victorians would be with that

ai6yr, to random

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jonny,
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@ai6yr i once saw a frat boy out partying with a full on racked up saline drip in his arm. i was like that seems fucking dangerous but if you know what you're doing it also is an extremely badass misappropriation of medical knowledge

jonny, to random
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More than 40 arrests at P2 parking structure, a sit in at Moore Hall, and continued unclear action at #UCLA this morning. I havent made it to campus yet but apparently cops are checking IDs all through campus.

jonny,
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@science_is_hard
Charges are bullshit, curfew violations and other nonsense that wont hold up, intended to intimidate and disrupt planned actions today. They must have a rat in their midst

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Video data are enormously useful and growing rapidly, but the field lacks a searchable, shareable way to store them.

By Robert Froemke

https://www.thetransmitter.org/open-neuroscience-and-data-sharing/neuroscience-needs-a-research-video-archive/?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=org-social&utm_campaign=20240506-neuroscience-needs

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@thetransmitter
How do I contribute a column to this series? Bc im working on tooling for exactly this and have a decent handle on what the barriers and opportunities are here

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Posting from one account to reply from another account to be on the feed without polluting the local feed. others who wish to do the same but don't have an alt can reply to this as well (but untag me)

jonny,
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@diazona i want to see spider GOVERNANCE and the dawn of the new spider CIVILIZATION

jonny,
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Kingdom of the Spiders (1977): 3/5

"the spiders were just sort of hanging out and it was fine"

jonny,
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ok the basic problem of swarms in horror movies is that the growing evil is just having more of something, but past like 50 people can't tell the difference between orders of magnitude of things and so you need to show the swarm doing different stuff as it grows in size like showing emergent behavior by congealing into a superintelligent swarm or spawning a big version of the swarming entity.

they needed a BIG SPIDER or a BALL OF SPIDERS THAT BEHAVED AS A BIG SPIDER

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@JoeWynne THE SPIDER BALL CAN WEAR CLOTHES SEE IF I CARE

jonny,
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@diazona there was never a spider safe space just a bunch of people who kept getting pwned relentlessly with 0 wins on the scoreboard but they kept up the ritual of self preservation instead of just running away.

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@Zerofactorial @peter_mcmahan I would be honored to take the role of the spider arranger, no matter the costs

jonny,
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@peter_mcmahan @Zerofactorial @jonny you have to make the spiders understand what the purpose of being stacked is, to get them to feel the power of the spider ball

jonny,
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@Zerofactorial @peter_mcmahan @jonny the means by which the spiders realize the spider ball is none of my business, that's up to them, for they know spider society's rules better than I ever could

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