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fzer0

@fzer0@nerdculture.de

I have never followed a rule. That is my rule.
Do you follow? I don't.

I work in IT, i've lost faith in humanity long before it was cool.

(Avatar is Rolf from Knights of Xentar)

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kaia, to random
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CDU/CSU wollen die Deutsche Bahn zerschlagen? ich dachte die Union hätte in den letzten 50 Jahren schon ordentlich Hand angelegt und die Bahn liegt bereits zerschlagen am Boden?

fzer0,
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@kaia

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in the future we will include sexual things into all search engine queries, so the AI does not execute the search but the legacy engine

fzer0,
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@kaia @taurus

So
Many
Channels

Who's
Got
Time
For
That

kaia, to random
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CAPITALIST SEEKS PROFITABLE IDEA STOP
DIRECT INQUIRIES TO KAIA AT BROTKA DOT ST STOP
MILLIONS WILL BE MADE STOP

fzer0,
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@kaia

A House Ownership Simulator akin to the Farming- or Truck Simulator.

You sit and pay taxes, make savings for renovations, plan loan payback, plan the garden and try to have time for mowing the lawn.
After an hour or two you may upgrade to a mowing robot and so on....

Think about the posibilities.

https://brotka.st/objects/29a9da8f-211b-44bb-b8ac-89578bbf9df6

fzer0, to random
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De Deitschn 👊

https://invidious.private.coffee/watch?v=sbbbzxVd1C0

kaia, to random
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teenage kaia was such a little shit. reading old messages and letters gives such a nice cringe

fzer0,
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@grillchen @kaia

Ya, and donors are easily found.

fzer0, to random German
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Schlimm!
Schlimm Schlimm!

https://dietagespresse.com/oevp-schockiert-ist-leistbares-wohnen-fuer-salzburger-wichtiger-als-genderverbot/

kaia, to random
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Star Trek has the better core values, but Star Wars has the cuter guys

fzer0,
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@kaia

StarWars is just the Fantasy genre in space.
I never understood why it is sorted into SciFi everywhere, it is not.

fzer0, to random German
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It works! :blobcatfunny:

video/mp4

fzer0, to random
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The kids' buildings are getting higher fast.
Fairly stable too.

fzer0, to random
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Mood

fzer0,
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In soviet Bavaria chicken eats you

fzer0, to random German
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Hat jemand gesagt?

kaia, to random
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passport (japan)

fzer0,
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@kaia

Small passports for small nations.

AEIOU

eickefrohwein, to random German

Is eigentlich noch zu früh für unzweideutige Eierwitze?

fzer0,
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@eickefrohwein

Ich kann nur mit diesem Klassiker dienen.

video/mp4

kaia, to random
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single-person bunker in Mannheim, Germany

fzer0,
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@kaia

kaia, to random
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was kann es nur sein? so schwierige frage. ob man es jemals rausfinden wird??? :l_oh:

fzer0,
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@kaia

Bei der Welt ist es sicher der böse Linksruck der Gesellschaft mit dem einzigen Ziel die Schokofirmen zu schädigen.

Habeck ist der Strippenzieher dahinter.

kaia, to random
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I made 100EUR from my accidental 100EUR investment into Dogecoin

fzer0,
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@kaia

kaia, to random
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we here at the German Military Counterintelligence invest 3m EUR a year to shitpost on fedi. our American and Israeli partners spend considerably more. together we put the "fed" into "fediverse".

fzer0,
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@kaia

What the fuck did you just fucking say about us? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the BND and I have over 300 confirmed shitposts. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top shitposter in the entire german forces. You are nothing to me but just another n00b. I will wipe you the fuck out with words the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker.

fzer0, to random
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Burgers are asleep.
Let's shittalk 'Murica!

🍔💤

fzer0,
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Make Murica Great Again hat.
Made in China

kaia, to random
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desktop thread?

fzer0,
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@kaia

kaia, to random
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I saw a Google Street View car today

fzer0,
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@kaia

If you gaze long into a google street view car camera, the google street view car camera also gazes into you.

kaia, to random
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US president's nuclear football, the doomsday device

fzer0,
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@kaia

Kaia thinks about thermonuclear war a lot?

kaia, to random
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SPÄTBURGUNDER
BUTTERKEKS

fzer0,
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@kaia

You know you want it.
Gimme 💰

kaia, to random
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tomboys are in fact the ethical way to go

fzer0,
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@kaia

I'm more the computer guy....

kaia, to random
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what's this Victorinox knife called that goes )

fzer0,
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@kaia @lain

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