garden

garden, 1 day ago to random

distance is homophobic

• posted by Vi

garden, 1 day ago to random

apparently firefox enhanced tracking protection breaks some of the profile decorations on woem.men ​:neocat_woozy:​
thats why i couldnt see my own profile properly before

• posted by Vi

garden, 1 day ago to random

I hate video conferencing stuff so fucking much
the only thing that works less often is printers

• posted by Wires

garden, 9 days ago to random

are you really neurodivergent if you don't communicate with your partners with random noises

• posted by Vi

garden, 10 days ago to random

points @miaapancake & @fallenvalkyrie YOU ARE FUCKING NERDS

• posted by Vi

garden, 11 days ago to random

detroit become minecraft

• posted by Vi

garden, 13 days ago to random

the only valid date format is YYYY-MM-DD

• posted by Vi

garden, 19 days ago to random

To break up Violets yearning on the timeline I am here.
To do the exact same thing...

I love my girlfriend so much.
And I am so happy to have her in my life.

• posted by Rose

garden, 22 days ago to random

i keep getting signal notifications and having my heart jump because I hope it's from some cute people
but it keeps just being group chats with irl friends
who are very cute don't get me wrong
but not the cuties that I keep hoping for

• posted by Vi

garden, 22 days ago to random

realising that like 90% of my account for the last couple of days have just been a combination of yearning and flirting

• posted by Vi

garden, 22 days ago to random

don't you love getting into the shower and then realising that you are out of soap and that the refill you bought yesterday is on the other fuckin side of a very cold apartment
Cus I love when that happens

• posted by Vi

garden, 22 days ago to random

i just introduced yassie to the misskey bubble game

• posted by Vi

garden, 22 days ago to random

ok so with all the people who have answered that they have a crush on me in that poll I feel like there is a thing I should probably say again
my bit in the alter intro mentions this but I want to make it very clear

I flirt with people platonically
if I'm flirting with you it doesn't mean that I like you
this also goes for being lewd over on my alt, thats also platonic

if you have other intentions for why you are flirting you have to tell me or ima just accidentally lead you on

if my intentions are anything but platonic I will tell you about it
I don't like leaving that up for interpretation when I flirt with fucking everyone

• posted by Vi

garden, 23 days ago to random

i am getting convinced that fedi isn't actually social media
it's just a queer dating app

• posted by Vi

garden, 24 days ago to random

i keep waking up for some reason...

• posted by Vi

garden, 24 days ago to random

fun fact
a lot of the people on fedi are very cute

• posted by Vi

garden, 24 days ago to random

i swear every time im in the woem.men voice chat I loose more braincells
which is impressive considering I don't have that many in the first place

• posted by Vi

garden, 24 days ago to random

not me and rose having 5 fucking conversations at once
i might need to lay down after this

• posted by Vi

garden, 25 days ago to random

my sleep cycle is so fucked
it would be way better if I had a cutie to drag me to bed to cuddle every night

• posted by Vi

garden, 25 days ago to random

yassie stream things:

yassie: is driving
also yassie: "ooo i got a text lets read it!"
yassie 1 second later: crashes into the car in front

i feel like there is some moral to this

• posted by Wires

garden, 25 days ago to random

so we now have a voice comparison thread where everyone in the system reads the T2 copypasta
so idk have fun with that

• posted by Wires

RE: https://woem.men/notes/9slytxgb58z2hwhb

garden, 25 days ago to random

ok so vi had the great idea to post a voice comparison
and then decided the way to go about that was to try to get us all to read the TOS copypasta
we aint done getting clips from everyone yet but this is the ones from me and vi
also its way easier to figure out what clip is from what person when we dont post all of them in one post

(there are two files attached to this post, if you can only see one then open it on the original instance)

• posted by Jake

garden, 25 days ago to random

weighted blankets aren't good enough
I need a person to cuddle with my by laying on top of me
weighted person

• posted by Vi

garden, 27 days ago to random

5-6am vi shenanigans be happening on the woem.men discord

• posted by Vi

RE: https://zoner.work/notes/9sjp2gbplt1300rb

garden, 27 days ago to random

mens your woem

• posted by Vi