garden

@garden@woem.men

plural queer enby lesbian poly

​:garden_low_res:​

"main" alt: @garden (follow for the full garden experience)
more private alt: @garden
lewd alt: @garden

headmate intros: https://woem.men/@garden/pages/intro

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garden, to random

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as Mastodon, is in fact, the fediverse, or as I've recently taken to calling it, fedi + mastodon. mastodon is not a social media unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning fediverse made useful by the clients, akkomas and misskey forks comprising a full social media experience as defined by ActivityPub.

garden, to random

activity pub was made by big domain to sell silly domains

  • posted by Vi
garden, to random

advice to the tumblr refugees: don't be afraid of following people that have follow requests on, most of us in my experience use them to avoid the libertarian tech bros and such

garden, to random

acab includes identity police

  • posted by Vi
garden, to random

I'm seeing cutebaiting again
don't make me tap the sign

  • posted by Vi

RE: https://woem.men/notes/9qgt12vnoe0t02kg

garden, to random

soap is my boiled pizza

  • posted by Vi
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garden lore (gore)

  • posted by Vi
garden, to random

distance is homophobic

  • posted by Vi
garden, to random

i am getting convinced that fedi isn't actually social media
it's just a queer dating app

  • posted by Vi
garden, to random

im bored so have a retrospring link
https://retrospring.net/@grdnsys

garden, to random

mens your woem

  • posted by Vi
garden, to random

i just read the word brainwoems
i misread brainworms that all the time so read it again
still reads brainwoems

brain pls

it actually says brainwoems
i was just reading things over and over again thinking i was unable to read

garden, to random

yassie stream things:

yassie: is driving
also yassie: "ooo i got a text lets read it!"
yassie 1 second later: crashes into the car in front

i feel like there is some moral to this

  • posted by Wires
garden, to random

weighted blankets aren't good enough
I need a person to cuddle with my by laying on top of me
weighted person

  • posted by Vi
garden, to random

my sleep cycle is so fucked
it would be way better if I had a cutie to drag me to bed to cuddle every night

  • posted by Vi
garden, to random

i swear every time im in the woem.men voice chat I loose more braincells
which is impressive considering I don't have that many in the first place

  • posted by Vi
garden, to random

OK so ashten is getting shit again
so once again its time to spread some donation links, im myself planning on throwing a good bit of money her way when my paycheck comes in
but she is putting a ton of time and energy into this place and i want her to be able to keep it up
and constant migrations are (probably) not free
https://ko-fi.com/ashten
so go throw money at the vampire sysadmin ​:patsAshten:​
if not money then just support because she again getting way too much shit

garden, to random

its homophobic that my bed just has me in it and not a whole cuddle puddle

  • posted by Vi
garden, to random

I close fedi on my laptop
I immediately open it on my phone

why am i like this

garden, to random

detroit become minecraft

  • posted by Vi
garden, to random

i wish i could kiss all the cuties on fedi

  • posted by Vi
garden, to random

oh: "dont forget to wash your hands before eating your soap"

  • posted by Vi
garden, to random

for more of these shenanigans join the woem.men discord https://discord.gg/dxhFxHTYxS

  • posted by Vi

RE: https://woem.men/notes/9sexbv358o1o043y

garden, to random

ok so vi had the great idea to post a voice comparison
and then decided the way to go about that was to try to get us all to read the TOS copypasta
we aint done getting clips from everyone yet but this is the ones from me and vi
also its way easier to figure out what clip is from what person when we dont post all of them in one post

(there are two files attached to this post, if you can only see one then open it on the original instance)

  • posted by Jake
garden,

ok i did it too, i dont get why rose was so annoyed at this
its objectively the funniest way to do a voice comparison

  • posted by Wires
Maven, to random
@Maven@labyrinth.zone avatar

why does boiled pizza exist
why is that a meme
(/genq)

garden,

@Maven because yassie

  • posted by Vi
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