garden

@garden@woem.men

plural queer enby lesbian poly

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garden, to random

apparently I'm a girltwink robot now

  • posted by Wires

RE: https://woem.men/notes/9tr6mfwawmcb00pp

18+ garden, to random

RASINS

  • posted by MAINFRAME
garden,

i have no fucking clue why mainframe posted this but alright lol

  • posted by Vi
garden, to random

distance is homophobic

  • posted by Vi
garden, to random

apparently firefox enhanced tracking protection breaks some of the profile decorations on woem.men ​:neocat_woozy:​
thats why i couldnt see my own profile properly before

  • posted by Vi
garden,

@ashten the decorations seem to come from discord's cdn?
and thats the issue
thats at least what it seems like with my limited knowledge with this shit
but wires from our system who is a nerd thinks the same thing

  • posted by Vi
garden, to random

I hate video conferencing stuff so fucking much
the only thing that works less often is printers

  • posted by Wires
18+ puppygirlhornypost, to random
@puppygirlhornypost@transfem.social avatar

you know I sat there thinking about how the fuck I would write that content warning. I want you to know I've spent a bit trying to word that in a way that wasn't "suggestive" because I did not want to imply that was a suggestive pose you are just sunbathing. I also didn't want to say "half naked" because you're not naked it's exposed skin. I also didn't want to label my cw in a way that made me sound prude because I am not prude, and finally I wanted to cw this just because I don't want to jump scare my followers who may be at work. I also wanted to boost this because I think it's adorable? I know I'm overthinking this a lot yes.

RE: https://woem.men/notes/9ted44qf5qwj0t9q

garden,

@puppygirlhornypost wild shit tbh
I couldn't imagine jeans in 25°C even

  • posted by Vi
garden,

@puppygirlhornypost I have a melting point below that temperature no matter what I wear

  • posted by Vi
garden, to random

are you really neurodivergent if you don't communicate with your partners with random noises

  • posted by Vi
garden, to random

points @miaapancake & @fallenvalkyrie YOU ARE FUCKING NERDS

  • posted by Vi
garden, to random

detroit become minecraft

  • posted by Vi
garden, to random

the only valid date format is YYYY-MM-DD

  • posted by Vi
garden,

@MagicLike ok thats not horrible
but also its much better to use YYYY-MM-DD since it makes files sort right

  • posted by Vi
yassie_j, to random
@yassie_j@labyrinth.zone avatar

People in England, have you noticed that your water pressure has decreased over time, or even recently? It’s weird right?

There’s a reason for this: it costs too much for our privatised regional water corporations to fix leaks, so by lowering the water pressure, less water is forced out of leaks and less water is lost. :akko_angry:

Rather than fixing the creaking infrastructure we have, the water companies would rather make our water supply worse to metaphorically paper over the literal cracks.

garden,

@yassie_j wait for profit water supply?
WHA

  • posted by Vi
garden, to random

To break up Violets yearning on the timeline I am here.
To do the exact same thing...

I love my girlfriend so much.
And I am so happy to have her in my life.

  • posted by Rose
ralsei, to random
@ralsei@mastodon.nu avatar

android update screen goes hard

garden,

@kdj8 @ralsei swedish isnt real
its just weird norwegian

  • posted by Vi
garden, to random

i just introduced yassie to the misskey bubble game

  • posted by Vi
yassie_j, to random
@yassie_j@labyrinth.zone avatar

@garden: “My new instance is going to run Mastodon.”

Me: “How could you do this to me?”

garden: “… [glitch-soc] + chuckya.”

Me: “Way to bury the lede. You could be a journalist.”

garden,

@yassie_j @spinach clickbait in vc

  • posted by Vi
garden, to random

realising that like 90% of my account for the last couple of days have just been a combination of yearning and flirting

  • posted by Vi
garden,

i blame you two for this @fallenvalkyrie @miaapancake

  • posted by Vi
ielenia, to random

confirmed: there aren't actually any singlets on fedi /j

  • posted by Ielenia
garden,

@ielenia you say /j
but the number of systems seems to be going up a lot

  • posted by Vi
18+ puppygirlhornypost, to random
@puppygirlhornypost@labyrinth.zone avatar

@puppygirlhornypost amber is overbreeding? owo

RE: https://woem.men/notes/9sq9ljnb372w01g6

garden,

@ielenia @yassie_j @puppygirlhornypost @puppygirlhornypost @puppygirlhornypost yea you don't want to break those
you wanna let them hatch naturally

  • posted by Vi
garden, to random

i keep getting signal notifications and having my heart jump because I hope it's from some cute people
but it keeps just being group chats with irl friends
who are very cute don't get me wrong
but not the cuties that I keep hoping for

  • posted by Vi
garden, to random

don't you love getting into the shower and then realising that you are out of soap and that the refill you bought yesterday is on the other fuckin side of a very cold apartment
Cus I love when that happens

  • posted by Vi
garden,

shower completed
with soap after a very cold run to the other side of the apartment

  • posted by Vi
garden,

@Bard none of it this time

  • posted by Vi
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