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yassie_j

@yassie_j@labyrinth.zone

A shitposter, Shloer-addict, and cake-lover. I love hot chocolate, hugs, and cuteness.

[Follow reqs are never going to be accepted unless I know you]

Profile picture created by @len!!!

Agender :neofox_flag_agender: :neocat_flag_trans:
🇧🇩 heritage in 🇬🇧.

My #1 girl is Nepnep.

I used to be @yassie_j and @yassie_j and always will be.

Mastodon.lol (rest in piss), joined 16 Nov 2022 --> snowdin.town (rest in peace), joined 7 Feb 2023 --> 0w0.is (rest in peace), joined 4 Aug 2023 --> joined here 12 Jan 2024

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Thank you @ShadowJonathan for boosting my post. Would you be interested in my newsletter about the best types of body parts you can sell on the dark web?

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Goodnight friends ❤️

I sleep inside your router

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:blobcatBlink: :blobcatBlinkReverse: :blobcatBlinkReverse: :blobcatBlink:

Please hold tight, this tram is about to depart!

bipbipbipbipbipbip

This tram terminates at Wolverhampton Station.

The next station is Library, for Centenary Square.

Please ensure you have all your personal belongings with you when leaving the tram. Thank you!

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@april

Tired: being personally fediblocked

Wired: being personally blocked by a national IT system

(the image is depicting my account, just my account, being blocked)

RE: https://fedi.bapril.pl/objects/9763ac2f-fbcc-4133-bdf9-788933b2b7de

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They should make Linux that runs on computers

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I CAN SEE YOU TWO BEING GAY

DON’T HIDE IT FROM ME

I CAN SEE IT!!! I CAN SEE YOU!!!!

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My predictions BTW

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Switching to US English because I can’t live without u

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It’s kind of absurd that for thousands of years, plumbing was made out of lead. Like, these mfs just poisoned themselves slowly over time with their own drinking water.

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I found this Firefox bug report from 2006, where Firefox would unintentionally show other users on the same computer what websites had saved/not saved passwords.

The user who made this bug report found out… Because they realised their fiance had been visiting dating websites behind her back.

At least they filed a bug report about it.

https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=330884

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The person above and the person below this post are married

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What is happening to me.

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Sometimes I don’t think the yasboost is real, but then I boost a post I made earlier and then my notifs become even more unusable than usual

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Elon Musk is so wholesome 100

He let’s children in the African Congo play Minecraft IRL 😍

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Anyone who says they can use AI to screen for biases is the kind of person who has never had to witness the horrors of “predictive policing” algorithms.

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I HAVE TAKEN A SCREENSHOT FOR POSTERITY

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Have you ever considered that the entire National Grid for power runs on a bunch of outdated computers

Anyway, I’m sure they’re all cybersecure :3

:3

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@MozillaAI Ah yeah, that’s uh. That’s the right acct.

RE: https://mastodon.social/users/MozillaAI/statuses/112558714546477604

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oh no, what did catcatnya do now..? :neofox_woozy:

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@puppygirlhornypost @theresnotime catcatnya instance

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Happy birthday to @lea!!! 🎂🎉 🎇 🎈😍

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@slime asked me to add :redditGold:

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