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gcobbum

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Computer geek. Amateur voice actor and audio theater mixer. Nature lover.

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Driving for Uber, last night was great, except for the fare to Middlin.


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The Man With One Red Shoo Fly


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Pot Pie The Sailor Man


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Meat Pie In St. Louie


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Women should vote however they damn well please to.

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Her advice on the use of commas is none too good, as well.

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If Neutron Susie Like I Know Susie


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I shot from grassy knoll, but missed.


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I faked the law and the law won.


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Landed in Austin, Texas, US. Apx. flt. time 9 h 42 min.

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Now it looks like the No. 3 Republican in the House, Tom Emmer, is the new nominee for Speaker. This comes after McCarthy was deposed, and Scalise and Jordan both failed to get to 217 votes. Emmer asked for a roll call vote among his conference, and he looks like he is still more than 20 votes short. And look, Democrats would work with Emmer if he would agree to bring the budget and Ukrainian funding to the floor for a vote. But so far, he doesn’t want to dance with any Democrats. A bipartisan solution remains elusive, so the Speaker’s chair remains empty.

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How many Emmers in a Scaramucci?

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Dread Sea Squirrels


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Penny Lane (Dollar Bin)


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I have a pocket full of matches!

gcobbum,
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@GW

You been playin' poker?

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Before they could mete out their well-deserved justice, the targeted perpetrator dropped his gun and upon impacting the coach's richly carpeted floor it expelled the means to end his wretched life.

At least the food was good.


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She reached the top of the stairs, all the stores were closed, and the sign said "You can't always get what you want".


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Amid the tumult of the rebellion, the love between a knight and his step-sister blossomed.


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The gun was empty.

The punk got lucky.


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He checked in, had some wine before retiring, and left the next morning after checking out.

He rated the hotel 2 stars because of all the commotion after dark.


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Life is just a bowl of cherries, full of pits.


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