NWBison, to HashtagGames
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h/t Mrs. Bison

smurthys, to HashtagGames
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I kneed dough. 🥟💰

NWBison, to HashtagGames
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I asked the man carrying a 12-foot pole onto the bus, “Are you a pole-vaulter?”

He replied lyrically, “No, I’m a Svede, but how did you know my name vas Valter?”

gcobbum, to HashtagGames
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Driving for Uber, last night was great, except for the fare to Middlin.


0xRavenBlack, to random
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Just saw a goth girl trying to make coffee. She said, 'I like my coffee like I like my soul... dark and bitter.' ☕️🖤

dannotdaniel, to HashtagGames
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. Pun indented


skoombidoombis, to HashtagGames
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These are all puntastic toots tonight.

madbarrister, to random
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It's the late @madbarrister, finally joining the game.


video/mp4

madbarrister, to HashtagGames
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It's all fun and games until someone loses an I


madbarrister, to HashtagGames
@madbarrister@mastodon.social avatar

And she'll have pun, pun, pun
Til her Daddy takes her T-bird away


JPK_elmediat, to HashtagGames
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A dyslexic woks into a bra.

~&fc<JV WUJȣ
•o" ^t"con TEXT U hAULL/"


LinuxAndYarn, to HashtagGames
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Some people hate puns, but we should not respond to them with hate because of that. These people deserve our pithy.


Tengrain, to HashtagGames
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The thought of becoming a tailor had me in stitches.


Tengrain, to HashtagGames
@Tengrain@mastodon.social avatar

I was a roofer until I got shingles.


Tengrain, to HashtagGames
@Tengrain@mastodon.social avatar

I was a doctor until I lost my patience.


Tengrain, to HashtagGames
@Tengrain@mastodon.social avatar

I was a manager at a cemetery, but I didn’t like having that many people under me.


Tengrain, to HashtagGames
@Tengrain@mastodon.social avatar

I applied to be a contortionist, but it was a difficult position.


Tengrain, to HashtagGames
@Tengrain@mastodon.social avatar

I’m shocked to admit I’m a bad electrician.


Tengrain, to HashtagGames
@Tengrain@mastodon.social avatar

I was bitten by a dog, but I heeled.


Tengrain, to HashtagGames
@Tengrain@mastodon.social avatar

I was a banker until I lost interest.


Tengrain, to HashtagGames
@Tengrain@mastodon.social avatar

I used to be a baker, but I never made enough dough.


tom_streeter, to HashtagGames
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It’s a little known fact that most puns come from Uranus


raineyday, to HashtagGames
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Rene Descartes was lingering over a cup of coffee at a restaurant when his waiter asked him if he was ready for his check.

Descartes said, "I think not!" and disappeared in a puff of logic.


raineyday,
@raineyday@mstdn.games avatar

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, you’re in here a lot, are you an alcoholic?”

The horse ponders for a minute then responds “I don’t think I am.” And poof, he disappears.

This is where philosophy students start to snicker, as they’re familiar with Descartes’ famous postulate, “I think, therefore I am.”

But telling you that first would be putting Descartes before the horse.


dannotdaniel, to HashtagGames
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🎶
everybody's doing the mocha lotion


lobsterofrevenge,
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@dannotdaniel Coffee and Cocoa are always topical


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