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gremlins

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discount dullahan
wanted in 6 countries for food crimes

chaos incarnate
not a person, not a girl.
30s-ish.
not nice, sometimes kind

there are 15ish of us. good luck

we have a ko-fi

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cis men continue to be at it again (trying to "teach" me out of the blue about basic unit conversions like i haven't already been doing them since i was 12, while I'm silently minding my own business trying to eat something for once today)

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how is that the timing???? not even asking, just fucking "educating" me about how to convert miles to kilometers (????? it's 1.6km in a mile, or 8/5, go away) the first time i am upright and in the main room today

i would already be annoyed, no one gives a shit about a surprise and condescending mansplanation without warning, but also he KNOWS this is not acceptable behavior toward me because he literally lived with me for 5 years

now he's annoyed because i told him if he was gonna be obnoxious at me i was leaving the room and then walked away mid-sentence

I'm the one who doesn't even get to eat with my kid now, after he ignored me saying no, the fuck is HE annoyed for

gremlins,
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i like it when cis dudes are Cool, Actually. sometimes y'all are fucking rad

but goddamn this shit he does, where he wants to feel like he is teaching me something, has never been it. I don't /care/holy shit

gremlins,
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y'all it gets worse, instead of me doing exact calculations via fractions which are my favorite mental math

it was some bullshit about ESTIMATING the value VIA Fibonacci sequence

please kill me 33 more days is 34 too many

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breedable and quoteable; i'm the perfect partner ๐Ÿ˜Œโ€‹

gremlins, to denver
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please RB!!
#denver #accessibility #communityShare (lmk good tags to put in)

i have a spare folding rollator with footrests, a seat, and a backrest plus extra bar for emergency use as a short term wheelchair if needed. it's like new. i had to replace it (and i also didn't need the extra features anymore), plus I am moving overseas, and I would love this to go to someone who needs it for absolutely nothing in the denver metro area. no questions asked.

i am in town until june 15 and can drive some distance to meet up somewhere public for exchange, up to 45 minutes one way (measured during off hours even if we decide on traffic hours!) from The Medical Center at Aurora (off Potomac).

first claim takes it, we'll schedule from there. please, please reach out if you need it, even if you're shy. this thing helped me so much and there are so many of us underserved and/or newly LC disabled. it's okay to try out something new to make things easier. and you too can pass it along if it doesn't work for you!

the foam seat of the rollator. it is covered in black polyvinyl that is not cracked, even at the seams
no-pop tires with a moderate but useable amount of wear on them
the double bar on the back. the backrest has a thicker foam padding around it, and the spot meant for pushing in an emergency has a thinner foam around it

gremlins, to random
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good morning~

gremlins, to random
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today's episode of "I'm learning dutch, meem!" was actually Italian :')

gremlins, to random
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nectar of the gods? no, serum of the gremlins

gremlins, to random
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on one hand sometimes i post every thought and on another hand sometimes i would like the peace and quiet of no posts. on my third hand i shall simply actually start up my forum

gremlins,
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do y'all want to hang out on a forum with me as was intended on the internet

gremlins,
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update: now you can, at https://forum.gremlijns.nl

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my favorite part of mishearing vowels is that i am inventing incredible pet names for my partner and i am extremely unsorry

gremlins,
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tired: babe
wired: besje
inspired: slokje

gremlins,
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i especially love how it is sitting across the house intermittently muttering "slokje" in a moderately offended tone

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why did she run over just to be a footrest

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my partner called me discount dullahan and now i am kicking and screaming

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i love fresh color days โœจ

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we maken appelpeerkruimeltaart met mandarijn kardemom deeg

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absolutely leveled by pain today but shoutout to my partner for making it possible anyway for me to make meatball pizza ๐Ÿ˜Œ

gremlins,
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god i am so upset i am mcas reactive to tomatoes this is gonna be incredible

mine looks good too but mmmf tomato

a pizza with a white sauce base, with cheeses, meatballs, spinach, and green onion

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none of my clothes fit right now but especially shirts, so i want to selectively curate a small collection of femme muscle tanks that i love and will ultimately wear through the fabric of but not for a few years.

can y'all send me recs for shops you love, unique designs, etc? i am planning to buy 5-8 shirts.

thanks in advance!!

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hi, hello, yes. i would like to request a body that is operational, for immediate delivery and installation. yeah, no, the original one is defective and I can't really do all the things advertised with this one. I'll be home all day so anytime is fine thanks

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tired: Sjรถgren's & Reynaud's
wired: Schrodinger's & Rayman's

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