hannah

hannah, 1 year ago to random

I was thinking earlier that it would be funny if there was a kentucky derby horse named Glub Shitto but i just found out there's a Scoobie Quando this year which is even better

hannah, 1 year ago to random

buying hrt online is the only ethical use of cryptocurrency 🤝 spamming the missouri trans snitch site is the only ethical use of chatgpt

touk, 1 year ago to random

JUDGE MY VOW INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY SPHINX OF QUARTZ

hannah, 1 year ago to random

The truest chicago experience is standing on a crowded elevated train platform and it starts Fucking Hailing and like 500 people simultaneously go cmonnnnn

hannah, 1 year ago to random

Fucked up how my chambers have zero torchères nor any symmetrical pairs of urns, overmantel paneling, etc

hannah, 1 year ago to random

I hadnt been to the Thorne Rooms in a while.. i think this might be one of my favorite places in the city

A hallway with several window looking upon tiny rooms
An edwardian room from close up, showing incredibly fine detail
What a room looks like from further away

hannah, 1 year ago to random

An entire utensil type has been forgotten. We could have had cochlearia instead of forks. Bring it back

Some roman spoons that look essentially like modern ones
Strange little pins with tiny spoons at the end of them

hannah, 1 year ago to random

Hey that’s me

hannah, 1 year ago to random

Abolishing the british monarchy would probably be good but hear me out: what if it was reduced to a tiny ridiculous vatican-style rump city state based in like, windsor

hannah, 1 year ago to random

The coronation and the kentucky derby are both May 6.. what a wonderful day for big stupid hats

hannah, 1 year ago to random

Just saw a crew of six 20-something dudes walking down the street and they all had a wooden cup and ball toy hanging around their neck.. i am not keeping up with the trends

hannah, 1 year ago to random

A healthy marriage is when you make stuff like this to send to your wife

hannah, 1 year ago to random

Fine, i’ll put my pretzels in a dolphin instead

llamasoft_ox, 1 year ago to random

So we've had the Platty Joobs and the Statey Funes, what's this next one then? The Kingy Thingy? Cheers Big Ears? Pubby wubby because we don't give a smeggy weggy? 👑🐂🍺🦬

hannah, 1 year ago to random

The cat in this shop window has a little weed bowtie. This must be the owner

hannah, 1 year ago to random

The "mastodon is all boring, serious computer people" takes make more sense when you realize that people not familiar with the network generally think that mastodon and mastodon.social are the same thing

hannah, 1 year ago to random

Refrigerators keep food cold #lifehack

hannah, 1 year ago to random

When I was a kid I once rented the n64 version of the twisted metal knockoff car combat game Vigilante 8, and the only thing I remember about it was a cyborg character whose selection screen quote was her saying "I MAY BE HALF HUMAN.. BUT I'M ALL WOMAN." I think about this weekly

hannah, 1 year ago to random

robots.txt is a standard file that web masters can use to share their stories and poems about robots

hannah, 1 year ago to random

Imagining a guy who thinks salt goes bad if you leave it out