@hypha@cafe.mycelium.locahlo.st
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hypha

@hypha@cafe.mycelium.locahlo.st

Mushrooms communicate using electricity, like computers.
I want to say something cool in my bio, but have no inspiration.

I'm a known mushroom on fedi.
I can't emit nor receive (custom) emoji reactions.
age: >21.

Location: France/Bordeaux
Eyeballing: Austria/Wien

Ask me about Elixir (lang) or Factorio ^_^

Account locked to gatekeep follow-bots.

my serious account is @fungal (basically projects posting, usually at a low frequency unless I’m working)

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

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the first to say current cve is a supply chain attack, gets beaten with a golf club

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this one loves girls so much it could kisses one

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fun how i changed keyboard layout with time: azerty -> bépo -> qwerty

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i’m reading javascript code

function getDOM…

oh damn 😳

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computer, log out

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mr president, a second yuri hit the girls

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FOPS!!!

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wtf there are so many cops out there

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internet arguments in one act:

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this kind of commit :cat_is_blob_and_melt:

50 files changed, 3407 insertions(+), 218 deletions(-)

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get mopped

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tbh i need a “silly text” button in my project to add “:3” and “uwu” at random places

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9 boosts
15 favourites

yassie_j was here

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every time i see the regional code “DK”, i immediately think to the “Donkey Kong country” country
then it takes me 5 solid seconds to remember it’s actually Danemark

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i find the open dyslexic font hard to read
at least from my quick test

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robot girl that’s dysfunctional because too much cat hairs in joints

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anyone from (france) or nearby?
i’d like meeting cool (queer) people from where i live, and following them too

please share to help this neocat :neocat: to travel, and me to reach greater social circles
thank youuu :neocat_heart:

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girls would be the most gorgeous and still saying “im ugly”
i’m hideous tho

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time to find this lost pleroma branch @lain did where matrix was plugged in

From: @ErikUden
https://mastodon.de/@ErikUden/111999779266504585

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reminder it's ok to stop masking, it's even good for your mental health

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if trains are not super cute, then explain why they are railed

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you know what? girls

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you know what? snug it

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know the business seriousness between France and Germany, train SSID study case:

  • SNCF: Ouifi (WiFi play in word)
  • DB: WIFIonICE

FB could have done WIFIce or WIFICE, but no smh

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DB is translated
mostly

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