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jmichaelward, to random
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I was today years old when I learned that my father has a brother.

jmichaelward,
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@chris No importance, really. He’s the son of my grandpa whom I’ve only met one time in my life when I was very little.

derickr, to beer
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This is not the colour a beer should have. It was remarkably tasty though.

#beer #blue

jmichaelward,
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@derickr Hey you found a can of Slurm!

ramsey, to php
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Who will I see at next week? I’m giving a keynote on Thursday, and I’m super nervous. It’s only the second keynote I’ve ever given, and the first one was over 10 years ago. 😬😰

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  • jmichaelward,
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    @chris Heck yeah! Now all those anxious feelings can just slip away. Congrats!

    jmichaelward,
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    @chris I’m just starting the process of assuming mine so I’ll take those feelings over from you.

    jmichaelward,
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    @chris Same place! Just without my former partner.

    grmpyprogrammer, to random
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    A had an excellent birthday dinner tonight with my long-suffering wife at Langdon Hall, one of the best high-end restaurants in this part of Ontario. Juniper glazed trout with beets as an appetizer; perfectly-cooked medium-rare beef tenderloin with a fois gras medallion and rutabaga three ways, and a pistachio ganach.

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  • ghorwood, to random
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    there are precisely two valid use cases for pencils: crossword puzzles and zero gravity.

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  • grmpyprogrammer, to random
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    Internet Widow and I finished watching “Beef” and it was a wild ride to the end

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  • Josh412, to random
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    I wanted some retro looking key caps, and key caps that were not black, and the leaf caps on these keys got me. I'm excited about these keys, going to be real cute.

    jmichaelward,
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    @Josh412 I didn’t realize I needed a donut key on my keyboard until now. But I also need it to spawn a donut when I press it.

    grmpyprogrammer, to random
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    My wife just reminded me the she has known me in my 20’s, 30’s, 40’s, and 50’s

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  • ramsey, to random
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    Day 77 unemployed: I have begun applying to Ruby on Rails jobs.

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  • jmichaelward,
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    @grmpyprogrammer @ramsey @sean I was this close to getting a Python job with Buzzfeed in March 2020, but we all know what happened next.

    jmichaelward,
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    @grmpyprogrammer @ramsey @sean Actually got to do a little React and Laravel in my last gig before I got caught up in layoffs and I was loving it. I’m really excited about my future but not about the bridge between now and then.

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