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josephscrimshaw

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Writer, comedian, podcaster, filmmaker, other nouns. I feel a frozen pizza and a martini is a gourmet meal

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gentle, reassuring music This Father's Day, get him the gift he already has in his body. Forever chemicals.

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I started to let out a big sigh last Tuesday and I think I'm about halfway through it now

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Every day I check social media in the vain hope that some llamas may have escaped, bringing us a fleeting moment of community and wonder

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If you happen to be in Gettysburg, PA this weekend you can catch our short horror film, THE NIGHTMARE ADORABLE at Creature Feature Weekend!

Full schedule here: https://creaturefeatureweekend.com/schedule/

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Always a nice break in the day when you realize that ceaseless repetitive thump is actually construction and not just your soul making a racket

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I wish more great literature sounded like Gen Z slang I need to google

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WRITING ADVICE:
Realism is important so all of your characters should always be telling each other how much they would like to take a nap

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New post on my blog FINISH YOUR MONSTERS. This week I juggle a birthday trip, a short film deadline, and the deep desire for A GOOD ALREADY KNOWING EXPERIENCE.

You can read/subscribe here:
https://buttondown.email/FinishYourMonsters/archive/a-good-already-knowing-experience/

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This week's edition of my blog FINISH YOUR MONSTERS is about relearning the old lesson that doing even a tiny amount of creative work always helps.

You can check out the full blog here: https://buttondown.email/FinishYourMonsters/archive/rescue-in-d-minor/

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When you know it would be good for you to get outside but you really don’t want to leave the house

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My wife wanted a smaller drink so now my photo looks like the parent martini is preparing their child for adventures in the big strange cocktail bar of the world

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I think this is absolutely the way humans were meant to communicate: Typing a fun, off-the-cuff thought then taking 20 minutes to cut and paste it into 36 different social media sites

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Had a great time shooting another short horror film last night! The film involves flames, squirrels, and fabulous performances by Dana DeRuyck and Heather Grace Hancock.

And if you’re in the LA area, our 22 minute horror film, The Nightmare Adorable, is showing this Sunday, Feb 25th at 2 pm at Regal Cinemas/LA Live. Full info and tix:
https://hollywoodreelindependentfilmfestival.com/2024/feb_25.php#TheNightmareAdorable

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I think it's very important to try new things in life mostly to switch up your stress dreams

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WRITING ADVICE:
If you’re scared of the blank page just puff your body up and make the page think you’re very large

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It's natural for technology to evolve, but we must also hold on to what works. I'm happy to write on a computer instead of a typewriter, but I keep paper nearby to crumple up and throw while yelling, "It's not working!"

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One of the challenging parts of crowdfunding is how many times a day I accidentally write "kickstarter" as "kickSTARER"

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AI should only be allowed to attempt anything creative after identifying every square in the real world that contains a motorcycle or a street light

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