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joshua, to random
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Nathan, in kitchen: [screams like he was bitten by a snake; cat was atop fridge and almost fell on him when he opened the door]

Me: “You scared the everloving fuck out of me!”

N: “Nessa scared the everloving fuck out of ME, what did you expect me to do!”

Me: [exasperated tone] “Die quietly!!”

N: 😂🖕

joshua, to random
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Hopefully not half of one like last time. https://mastodon.social/@macrumors/112492163751398789

marioguzman,
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@joshua I feel like this article is misleading af. If you read it or read the original source, it just sounds like it’s a reorganization and repackaging of settings groups within the app.

joshua,
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@marioguzman Yeah, I’m not holding my breath. 😂

joshua, to random
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My favorite sequence of both Kill Bill movies is, start to finish, the Hattori Hanzō interaction.

Favorite statement: “…God will be cut.”

joshua, to random
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joshua, to random
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😳 On whom?!

philomath,
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@joshua Oh. Oh my…

joshua, to StarTrek
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SciFi story idea: WE are the Pakled. We became a space-faring menace only because of a momentary lapse in judgement from a visiting warp-capable species. That's all it took.

"We need your computer things ... to make more Bitcoin."


https://mastodon.social/@nocontexttrek/112418738203213473

EricCarroll,
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@joshua
"We make number go up"

nocontexttrek,
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@joshua id watch

joshua, to random
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joshua, to random
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I fucking love Germany. 😂
https://mas.to/

joshua, to random
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Get it while it’s hot. The last Sketch release I contributed to. The very last one with freshly-Joshed code. https://mastodon.social/

webjac,
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@joshua @heidi_helen no code like freshly Joshed code

fahrni,
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@joshua Congratulations, Josh!

joshua, to random
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Well thank God it’s Friday. What a worklessweek!

joshua, to random
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Today’s interview went much better. The interviewer was very professional, conversational, and well prepared (already familiar with my resume and had detailed questions ready to ask). I’m being set up for the next round.

That’s a company I might be able to work with.

joshua, to random
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Inside jokes make bad outside teeshirts.

joshua, to random
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What a thoroughly unprepared pair of interviewers (who approached me on LinkedIn; I didn’t apply). They clearly didn’t read a word of my profile or resume and seemed to think I had no Swift experience or full-life-cycle apps of my own.

Highlight: “It sounds like a lot of your experience is in the past…”

Yes, dipshits, that’s literally how fucking time works. Thanks for wasting mine.

joshua, to random
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A life lesson that keeps resurfacing in so many forms lately:

It’s Not My Job To Fix It.

joshua, to random
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“Hey Siri, turn off the foyer lamp.”

“Do you mean the carport entry?” (not a light but a smart lock on the other side of the house)

“No, the light in the foyer.”

(All living room lights turn on full, Siri chimes in triumph.)

“Thanks.”

manuel,
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@joshua No music playing you didn’t ask for? I’d take that as a win!

whakkee,
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@joshua “hey Siri, turn off the lights”

“Now playing ….”

"hey Siri, STOP”

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