jpm

jpm, 2 days ago to random

No, YOU’RE reading the MC68040 user’s manual

jpm, 4 days ago to random

Right, time for some embedded C golf - reducing memory use to fit inside 16KiB of RAM

jpm, 4 days ago to random

Oh motherfuckinggoddamnit! The single most important screw in the house has just gone down a sink drain.

I am, of course, talking about the screw that holds the espresso machine group head together

jpm, 5 days ago to retrocomputing

Attention #RetroComputing folks: an 8086 laptop just dropped - https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005005528944178.html

jpm, 5 days ago to random

I have too many things to do, and I don’t want to do any of them

jpm, 6 days ago to random

Don’t mind me, I’m just over here oiling my wok

jpm, 7 days ago to random

Show me a phrase more cursed than “HR is thrilled to launch Workday for Microsoft Teams to all employees”.

I’ll wait.

jpm, 7 days ago to random

Why is my $DAYJOB craptop running so goddamn hot? ALL IT’S DOING IS SITTING ON THE WINDOWS LOGIN SCREEN

jpm, 7 days ago to random

"While the different UTC variants are normally closely aligned, they can differ by as much as a few hundreds of nanoseconds" - u-blox 8 Receiver Description Including Protocol Specification

jpm, 7 days ago to random

Damnit, my fridge isn’t working properly.

There’s no cake in it.

jpm, 8 days ago to random

TEETH
https://mastodon.social/@bsletten/112556650707437256

jpm, 9 days ago to random

Ugh, fine, I guess I’m re-factoring this crusty C code I wrote a couple of years ago

jpm, 11 days ago to random

Fuck your reserved parking bollards

jpm, 12 days ago to random

This week can get absolutely fucked - thank you so much for the kind words and positive vibes in the last couple of days.

TGIF m’fu’ers. TGIF :tgif:

jpm, 13 days ago to random

Hot cross buns seem to be being released earlier each year

jpm, 13 days ago to random

PEW PEW MADAFAKAS (paging @devopscats
)

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005006096052371.html

jpm, 16 days ago to random

TEETH

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005006543256011.html

jpm, 17 days ago to random

Oh no, mower petrol can has a pinhole in the bottom, and now contains no petrol. Welp, just mowing the front nature strip with what’s left in the tank, then a trip to Bnunnungs to get a proper plastic petrol container that won’t rust through.

jpm, 19 days ago to random

Respecting the troops by making love, not war. It’s what the Diggers would have wanted.

(Paging @Kels_316 )

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005006820299084.html

jpm, 19 days ago to random

Godfuckingdamnit Exim

Only thing that seems broken on the Debian 12 upgrade

jpm, 20 days ago to random

OF COURSE I can’t find those nice silicon DuPont-connector cables right now when I want to use them.

Fine.

I’ll just make some more myself. Now where’s my crimping tool…

jpm, 20 days ago to random

What. The. Fuck.

:pakidge: 💨

Less than 24 hours between ordering and delivery. I have never seen a pakkidge move so fast for only spending $35 including delivery.

jpm, 20 days ago to random

Starting the working week by digging out some embedded C code to chase down a semi-reliable but hard to reproduce crash.

How’s your morning going?

jpm, 21 days ago to random

Anyway, as a little treat, please look at this completely brain-munted cat. We still love him though. #CatsOfMastodon

jpm, 21 days ago to random

I learned something new today, did it horrify you too?
https://jauntygoat.net/@mherbert/112484495407291033