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jpm

@jpm@aus.social

WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Sandal appreciator. Anti-sock crusader.

Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!

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oysta, to random
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“Police officer stabbed in head apprehended his own attacker”

This is the way

jpm,
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@oysta so nothing seriously injured then

ThermiteBeGiants, to random
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Attention all 5-year olds: Japan now has a DINOSAUR TRAIN
https://www.railwaygazette.com/traction-and-rolling-stock/dinosaur-train-brings-the-past-to-the-rails/63920.article

jpm,
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@ThermiteBeGiants pretty sure this was a TV show

jpm, to random
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Well fuck. Just before I had my flu shot too.

jpm,
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Influenza infection: 1 star, not generally recommended. The hallucinations and fever dreams are interesting, definitely don’t like my legs feeling like they’ve been beaten with a sack of doorknobs.

jpm,
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And sorry, no idea where these tests came from, it just appeared beside the bed. Likely either Chemist Warehouse or Amazon.

jpm,
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@LovesTha yeah I can’t imagine the triple-tests being cheap, definitely something you’d only grab to confirm which horrible disease you’ve got

jpm, to Electronics
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Can anyone very familiar with the LM2576-series please do a quick sanity check on this? https://studio8502.ca/

purserj, to random
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Holy fuck, I just signed up to a site and it sent me a confirmation message WITH MY PASSWORD IN PLAIN TEXT.

Not an automatically generated one but the supposedly secure one I am meant to use to sign in!

jpm,
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@purserj @franksting with credit card numbers too, to the merchant, because payment gateways weren’t really a thing yet

decryption, to random
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yummy virus soup

jpm,
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@decryption can confirm, took little miss 5 to urgent care last night with breathing difficulties. Confirmed not COVID, just a sparkling daycare plague.

Now I’ve got it too.

jpm,
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@stufromoz @decryption no, that was last weekend

gsuberland, to random
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how has nobody leaked gerbers for the pi boards, you'd think that would've happened several times by now.

I have no interest in using them but it would be very interesting to review their board layouts.

jpm,
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@flangey @gsuberland I think that’s kinda the problem - for all their design faults and cost-cutting shenanigans, they are pretty damn tolerant of physical abuse. I know one that dived out of a drone and bounced for 30M down an asphalt carpark, which worked fine after (unfortunately that RPi is now lost somewhere in the Murray-Sunset National Park, along with the LoRaWAN radio and drone it was attached to)

oysta, to random
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installing a massive radiator on the outside of my house so I can burn off extra energy instead of paying AusGrid money for it

jpm,
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@oysta electric hot water booster

oysta, to random
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“100 exercises to learn Rust”

No thank you!!!

jpm,
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@oysta 50 of them involve pulling up socks, the other 50 are putting on cat ears

stufromoz, to random
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B is getting weird errors on machine translated French property ads. It keeps giving English words that don’t exist. Which is not helpful

jpm,
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@bastardsheep @stufromoz it’s more likely than you think

ThermiteBeGiants, to random
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New California High Speed Railway construction progress video just dropped: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLl3gMvduGs

jpm,
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@ThermiteBeGiants … A Working Dog Production

ausfestivus, to random
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Advocating for the closure of internal email and force everyone to use Teams. Email is where your team's knowledge goes to die.

jpm,
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@liamvhogan @ausfestivus SharePoint has entered the chat

jpm,
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@liamvhogan @jimbob @geordie @ausfestivus hello Liam

azonenberg, to random
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New conspiracy theory: LLMs were invented as a secret project by a global cabal of compliance and IP attorneys seeking to ensure their continued employment prospects.

jpm,
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@azonenberg makes sense. I would like to subscribe to your newsletter

petelawler, to random
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How much do we love people who deploy on a Friday?

jpm,
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@petelawler negative infinity

jpm,
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@petelawler Sun didn’t deserve Oracle either, but here we are

foone, to random
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Getting movies in Pan & Scan is annoyingly hard. I'm just gonna have to buy a bunch of VHS tapes and digitize them, I guess.

Maybe some occasional early "full-screen" DVDs on ebay. Those'd be easier to rip.

jpm,
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@foone notably The Simpsons Movie had a 4:3 DVD release alongside the widescreen DVD release. You had to be careful which one you bought…

oysta, to random
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I know Xbox controllers are huge but I think the scale looks a bit off here somewhere

jpm,
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@oysta what is this, a Nintendo Switch for ants?

oberonsghost, to random
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Stuff I wonder: Why would you even have a nutrition panel for laundry detergent?
https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/productdetails/802923/biozet-attack-plus-eliminator

jpm,
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@oberonsghost 2 words: Tide Pods

bastardsheep, to random
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Windows just tried to turn off outlook notifications because I haven't interacted with them for a while.

MOST OF THE TIME THE POINT OF THE NOTIFICATION IS THE NOTIFICATION ITSELF!!!

What is with OS makers? iOS prompts me about this too. Stop being so needy. Not everything needs interaction.

jpm,
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@bastardsheep to be fair, not everything needs a notification either. Just turn them all off.

jpm,
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@bastardsheep I’m trying to free your mind, Neo

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