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jpm

@jpm@aus.social

WiFi whacker, network noodler, IoT idiot, Linux licker, and security spooner. Can C, a bit Rusty, also Bashing Pythons. Sandal appreciator. Anti-sock crusader.

Geek for hire - if you’ve got a cool project let me know!

Now contains at least 65% shitpost by weight

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homebrandcola, to random
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Every networking appliance ever

jpm,
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@homebrandcola maybe not ALL of them stares in CheckPoint

Kels_316, to random
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Happy war crimes defo day to those who celebrate.

jpm,
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@Kels_316 we’re going to need more popcorn. Between Journalism Twitter and Military Facebook it’s going to be completely unhinged today

jpm,
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@neoluddite @Kels_316 but you also want to camouflage yourself when lighting fires in Veteran Facebook

jpm,
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@neoluddite @Kels_316 I assume you mean bottles

az, to random
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every day that i get to introduce someone to the issues with IEEE 754 floating point number precision is a good day.

jpm,
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@az -0

garius, to random
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Right. Smaller/oft overlooked museums I have contacted about visiting in Sydney:

  • Military Engineers Museum
  • Military Police Museum
  • Lancers

What am I missing, Aussies, both there and in Canberra?

Assume I know about the big museums already! And doesn't have to be military!

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@garius in Canberra, the two you should check out are the High Court of Australia building (an architectural wonder), and then go and stare at the Australian Signals Directorate offices until either you get put on A List or they let you in to see their captured Enigma machine

xssfox, to random

If you read the ABC News article on colourful citrus and were thinking "how do they make ruby red grape fruit". The answer is atomic gardening. Drop a cobolt-60 source in the centre of a garden. The stuff that's close to the source will die, the stuff far away nothing interesting will happen and the stuff in the middle gets cool mutations.

It varies by definition but many claim that the ruby red grape fruit is gmo free.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atomic_gardening

jpm,
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@xssfox broccoli, cauliflower, cabbage, brussels sprouts, etc are also genetically modified, just slowly over hundreds of years

phs, to random
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Wife, Baby, and Child are all asleep now.

It's 3pm 😑

jpm,
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@phs I wish

Kels_316, to random
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backyard renos took a fucking dark turn today so I may be extremely mad and red and nude for a few days.

jpm,
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@Kels_316 probably should bounce any ideas off a pool guy to make sure you don’t crack the pool while fixing the problem. Hope it wasn’t a leak that caused the void in the first place

jpm,
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@Kels_316 ah fuck. Got a plan for fixing it?

jpm,
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@Kels_316 oh fuck that’s even worse. Hope it’s not under the house? The asbestos-under-concrete happened to brother-in-law during their knock down rebuild, and was given an $80k variation to get it sorted by the builder

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@Kels_316 and the void? Under the house or no?

jpm,
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@Kels_316 did you discover asbestos buried under a concrete slab?

decryption, to random
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love it when you're writing up a forum post to ask for help with something and the process of writing the post helps you solve the problem and you no longer need to make the post

jpm,
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@decryption the helpdesk teddy bear

Kels_316, to random
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cracked a beer just in case

jpm,
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@Kels_316 you mean case of beers?

corduroy, to random
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I’ve fallen into a Like a Version hole. There are a lot of gems in there…
G Flip Lady Marmalade
Client Liason doing a Christine Anu - Regurgitator uh mash up thing‽
…

jpm,
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@corduroy it made so many people angry

jpm,
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@corduroy stares in The Wiggles

jpm, to random
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3+3 hours sleep, between looking after the girls last night. Today is going to be a 4-5 coffee day…

jpm,
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@nigelbyrne yep little miss 4 is an early-waker so I understand

jpm, to random
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git commit -m “I was born in a barn”

(@Unixbigot knows why)

jpm, to random
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I am probably going to make (and sell?) an electronics project that’s a shitpost

jpm, to random
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Happy BRS Verdict Day to all those who celebrate

jpm, to random
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Can an Australian civil court judge refer a complainant to The Hague for war crimes?

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Such a Proud Dad moment - little miss 4 just came up with her first joke!

What do you call a bed full of coffee?

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