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jpmens

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Small-scale fiddler, enjoys doing & teaching. Wrote a thick book on FLOSS DNS servers. Dreamed up @OwnTracks over MQTT. Ansible with NOCOWS=1. Loves plain text. I (re-)toot in several languages. https://jpmens.net

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Sure I make fun of iTerm2 containing code to chatgpt and will likely continue doing so, but it’s opt-in so no reason for me to stop using the very good program.

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Yet another draft: ZONEVERSION

https://datatracker.ietf.org/doc/draft-ietf-dnsop-zoneversion/

I actually like the idea of receiving the SOA serial (zone version) in a response. Makes certain debugs easier

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Why do female ENT (ear, nose and throat) assistants invariably have feeble squeaky voices?!

They: ………—…—-…
Me: ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?
They: …..
Me: COULD YOU SPEAK UP PLEASE, I CANNOT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU’RE SAYING WITHOUT MY HEARING AIDS!

Best is when I’m in a busy waiting room trying to catch the moment they squeak my name

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“The complete destruction of Google Search via forced AI adoption and the carnage it is wreaking on the internet is deeply depressing”

https://www.404media.co/google-is-paying-reddit-60-million-for-fucksmith-to-tell-its-users-to-eat-glue/

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First time in many years that I've shaved my face, and I didn't even draw blood!

Those of you who know me or have seen pictures know I've had a 1--3mm beard'ish for a long time.

I'm having my throat slit† open in surgery tomorrow morning for a complete removal of the thyroid gland so I thought I'd spare a nurse some trouble and take a stab at cleaning away the hair.

No thoughts and prayers please. I'll report back here if and/or when I survive

† vertically not horizontally

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Forgive me, @mutax, but I just have to steal that:

the C in c.root-servers.net. stands for "caputt".

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"We are fully aware and monitoring the situation around the C-root servers and
will not proceed with the ongoing DNSSEC algorithm roll [for GOV] until it has stabilized."

https://lists.dns-oarc.net/pipermail/dns-operations/2024-May/022566.html

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still not back: #c-root

dig . +nssearch | awk '{print $4}' | sort -u

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Apropos C root. Could somebody please tell them their Web server isn't responding

ASN: 2149
BGP Community Convention: ''
BGP Extended Community Convention: ''
BGP Large Community Convention: ''
Contact Email: ''
Homepage: http://c.root-servers.org/
IPv4: 192.33.4.12
IPv6: 2001:500:2::c
Identifier Naming Convention: ''
Operator: Cogent Communications
Peering Policy: ''
RSSAC001: ''
RSSAC002: http://c.root-servers.org/rssac.html

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The of Signal continues at full speed

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Microsoft to Recall all Windows 11 PCs

(not even a lie, eh?)

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send the author 500,000 USD$ for a custom made VIMKiller solution

https://github.com/caseykneale/VIMKiller

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quote: "Here's a cool one-liner for you:"

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“Heute keine Kartenzahlung!” is a periodic reminder to me that there’ll always be cash to be had in Germany, and that’s a very fine thing.

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One of the most awful terms American English has made popular in the world is 'guys'.

I (literally but won't use that term here) cringe when I hear South Americans, Europeans, Asians, etc. say "hi guys" when encountering or addressing a diverse group of people.

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"Bill could let Trump shut down news outlets"

who is this Bill chap?

I've always wanted to do that

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I've always wanted to ask but have never dared to. Now I'm feeling up to it.

Is there any way to swap / change icons of these output devices on macOS?

The Sennheiser are my headphones and the Soundcore is my speaker, but in the status bar they invariably have the wrong icon.

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If you think it's easy to find a list of all German embassies in the world, think again. I'm fascinated by the slides of this talk of @ascherbaum where he shows maps and data on how pathetic the situation is.

Worth a glance.

https://andreas.scherbaum.la/writings/Add_Geocoordinates_to_your_addresses_in_PostgreSQL_-_Meetup_HH_April_2024.pdf

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TIL nginx can be extended with JavaScript, and I don't know

https://nginx.org/en/docs/njs/

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Excellent service from :

I reported a defect SoundCore2 yesterday, and this morning I receive a message informing me a new replacement product is already en-route to me.

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OH: Why are you still on that awful person's social network?

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"At least 207,468 minors married in the US between 2000 and 2015, according to data compiled by Unchained At Last, a group campaigning to abolish child marriage [..] The youngest wedded were three 10-year-old girls in Tennessee who married men aged 24, 25 and 31 in 2001. The youngest groom was an 11-year-old who married a 27-year-old woman"

https://qasimrashid.substack.com/p/america-has-a-child-marriage-epidemicand

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One of the features I miss most on this platform is the ability to simply format text. Something like a stripped down version of Markdown: I don't expect links (nor do I think they'd be valuable, maybe too dangerous), but code blocks with non-proportional font would really be something I'd use.

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EDIT: ignore this, and thanks to Maxime for putting me right:

cat /dev/zero | :

completes immediately.

(Yschaef also said this, but I didn't get it.)

===============

Holy moly: TIL from @abimelechbeutelbilch that piping to colon ( |: ) in the shell is much faster than writing to the bit bucket ( > /dev/null ). Just tested.

This is in German, but you'll see the commands and times clearly: https://mastodon.social/@abimelechbeutelbilch@fulda.social/112435707590643241

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