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kyleejohnson, to random
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It should be illegal to own a payment network and then open an ad network using all that data.

https://www.theverge.com/2024/5/28/24166381/paypal-building-ad-network-transaction-data

kyleejohnson, to random
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The City of Philadelphia’s annual employee satisfaction survey was released last week. This was also released last week. They may or may not be related. I leave that to you, dear reader, to decide.

https://workchronicles.substack.com/p/comic-employee-satisfaction

kyleejohnson, to random
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I swear to god if I don’t get a superpower out of this soon, I’m gonna ask to speak to the manager. https://mxtthxw.art/@mxtthxw/112500971285748815

acm_redfox,
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@kyleejohnson link seems to be failing in some decorative way.

kyleejohnson, to random
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I mean, it makes about as much sense as any other poll prognosticator bullshit.

Biden Bounces Back In Polls As Americans Notice Netflix Added A Few Good Shows Recently
https://www.theonion.com/biden-bounces-back-in-polls-as-americans-notice-netflix-1851499915

kyleejohnson, to random
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I often just type pseudo code logic in to get going, and my success rate with that running first time is still better than AI. https://wandering.shop/@cstross/112497877700597337

kyleejohnson, to random
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OK, this one is pretty good.

Mechanical-Armed Grimes Flees Elon Musk Compound With Five Wives In Stolen Cybertruck
https://www.theonion.com/mechanical-armed-grimes-flees-elon-musk-compound-with-f-1851488909

kyleejohnson, to random
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This could easily be a Philly story. I’m not holding my breath, but maybe the changes our Chief Sloganier started in L&I will help. https://mastodon.social/@taylorlorenz/112491337799387787

kyleejohnson, to random
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Gazing into my crystal ball, I foresee microplastics all of a sudden becoming a Very Important Problem That Must Be Addressed.

https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2024/05/22/1252831827/microplastics-testicles-humans-health

acm_redfox,
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@kyleejohnson That would sure be nice!!!

kyleejohnson, to random
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I have 100% always been a member of the Officially Unofficial Wesley Crusher Fan Club. And soon I will have the t-shirt to prove it.

https://wilwheaton.net/2024/05/announcing-the-officially-unofficial-wesley-crusher-fan-club/

kyleejohnson, to random
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acm_redfox,
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@kyleejohnson wow, that account is a rabbit hole! too frequent for me to follow, but amazing!

kyleejohnson, to random
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Damn. Why you gotta harsh on my mellow?
https://mastodon.social/@thisemailfindsyou/112439938371115975

kyleejohnson, to random
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Some Leprechaun is going to be pissed when they get home to find their pot of gold melted to slag. https://unfufadoo.net/@nature/112434957421286519

kyleejohnson, to random
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I really want Philly elected officials to get behind this kind of thinking on how to streamline the permitting for this kind of stuff. Hopefully, "safer, cleaner, greener" is more than just a campaign slogan.

https://billypenn.com/2024/05/13/philadelphia-street-safety-design-approval/

skyfaller,
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@kyleejohnson @acm_redfox The Inquirer says, "Mayor Parker’s budget slashes funding for Vision Zero, a program designed to end traffic deaths": https://www.inquirer.com/transportation/traffic-injuries-deaths-spending-vision-zero-20240510.html

"The administration wants to spend $9 million on safer streets over the next six years — a sharp drop from Mayor Jim Kenney’s budgeted $15 million over six years. Last year, Kenney spent $2.5 million, compared to Parker’s proposed $1 million for 2025."

skyfaller,
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@kyleejohnson @acm_redfox If you think this sucks, might be worth testifying at a community budget town hall and telling them not to cut the budget: https://bicyclecoalition.org/mayor-parkers-first-proposed-budget-leaves-vision-zero-advocates-with-questions/

It grinds my gears that we couldn't defund the police. Why can the city defund life-saving measures like Vision Zero, but we can only ever increase the amount of money set aside for unaccountable murderers?

kyleejohnson, to random
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kyleejohnson, to random
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Microsoft is apparently releasing an AI assistant to help you write AI prompts. Which just makes me think of the classroom scene in Real Genius where the recording of the professor is being recorded by a bunch of tape recorders.

https://www.theverge.com/2024/5/8/24151847/microsoft-copilot-rewrite-prompt-feature-microsoft-365

real genius GIF

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