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kyleejohnson

@kyleejohnson@jawns.club

Recovering CIO. Edge-case pedantic. Runs with scissors. Won’t speak on all male panels. Physical nomad currently residing in Philadelphia who works in municipal government IT. 🙋‍♂️he/him/his.

Big fan of #DoctorWho #StarTrek. Hobbiest into #RaspberryPi and #HomeAssistant. Avid #SCUBA diver. Still enjoy talking about #technology although I tend to look at it through the lens of #SocialJustice now.

#fedi22

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puppygirlhornypost, to random
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I was sent this in a group chat. Feast your eyes on this cursed cable management

JoshuaHolland, to journalism
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I’ve heard somewhere that democracy dies in darkness.

“In a series of paragraphs that are up there as being among the most shocking I have read in my journalistic career, the Post acknowledged on Saturday — dropped in the middle of the holiday weekend, more than a week after the Times’s report — that they had known about the flag since at least January 20, 2021, and had not revealed knowledge of it until May 25, 2024.”

#media #alito

https://www.lawdork.com/p/washington-post-bombshell-washington

SecularJeffrey, to random
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My balls are so full of microplastics I can barely store any pee in them.

mxtthxw, (edited )
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What I love about being Gen X is we get a great balance of microplastics and lead.

Edit: well that was mad, I’ve never gone viral here in 5 years!

Seeing as loads of people I don’t know are seeing this, I make dark, brooding Trip Hop under the name INPC.

My Bandcamp is inpc.Bandcamp.com

:80spc: :80spc: :80spc: :pg:

Cheeky I know but I gotta eat some how!

kjhealy, to random
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The horror twist of course is that it turns out the skeleton is also me

stux, to random
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VR training motivation

Working out in VR but rescuing cats in the meanwhile Video made by Chris OVEMERY

bigzaphod, to random
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I really appreciate that the long, illustrious internet tradition of shitposting is poisoning AI.

stux, to random
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A face behind the voices! Tara Strong, voice actress

Tara Strong has done many voices from various characters from many different shows!

QasimRashid, to random
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Spot The Difference—NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell on
•Butker in 2024: "We have 3,000+ players. They have a diversity of opinions & thoughts just like America does. That's something we treasure & that's part of ultimately what makes us as a society better."

•Kaepernick in 2017: "We believe everyone should stand for the National Anthem. We want to honor our flag & our country & our fans expect that of us. The Anthem controversy is a barrier to having honest conversations & making real progress."

glynmoody, to ai
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Emory University Suspends Students Over Study Tool The School Gave Them $10k To Build And Promoted - https://www.techdirt.com/2024/05/22/emory-univesity-suspends-students-over-ai-study-tool-the-school-gave-them-10k-to-build-and-promoted/ "I’ll admit, I had to read this story a couple of times, since it’s so unbelievable."

msquebanh, to Canada
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FYI - I worked on 2 different shows in & after those lived work experiences - told everyone I could - don't agree to go on these shows. It's almost all scripted, not reality. Crews are forced to put pressure on voluntary participants - who rarely know WTF they're signing up for & producers exploit naivety. Don't chase easy fame/easy money - they both come at high personal costs. Don't agree to be traumatized on TV, for money. You'll regret it.

charlotteclymer, to random
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"There is no doubt in my mind that we are going to win in November. President Biden and Vice President Harris will be reelected, we will take back the House, and you know what? I’m feeling cautiously optimistic that we’ll hold the Senate, too."

READ: https://charlotteclymer.substack.com/p/remarks-to-bonneville-county-democrats

rayckeith, (edited ) to random
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    alex, to random
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    i'm like chatGPT in that i also nervously consume an entire litre of water when anyone asks me questions

    stux, to random
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    How awesome!

    A camera man has setup 2 cams pointed to an island and waiting for the moon to raise of over it while filming it

    Amypearlman, to random
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    I’m seeking a technology/IT leadership role (exec or sr management) in the Mid Atlantic US or remote.

    I have a proven track record building collaborative, inclusive teams that make orgs excel. I remove organizational blocks and find paths to success/delivery.

    Pls boost.

    catmachine, to random
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    The 403 error "The server understood the request, but is refusing to fulfill it" always makes me laugh as it implies the server is being belligerent.

    djbender, to ruby
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    I've been job hunting full time for 2 weeks now. It's exhausting! If you know of any place looking for a Senior/Staff Software Engineer, I have 15 years experience working with Ruby, Rails, and Javascript. More recently the Node.js stuff has been in React. I'm also interested in Rust, Go, and Elixir. Any leads are appreciated!!

    aaronesilvers, to random
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    Hehehehehe

    video/mp4

    sageanastasi, to datascience
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    Hi everyone!

    I'm looking for consulting work in data science/data analysis. I'm based in Christchurch, New Zealand, but I'm happy to work remote.

    I have a background in media & communication, so I'm happy working with clients of any technical ability ^_^ I've worked on projects ranging from surveys of social workers to network analysis, so I'm happy to try anything!

    https://sageconsulting.co.nz/

    vantablack, to random
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    please boost this post to help me find a job :boostRequest:​

    i'm looking for something remote in the realms of social media and/or video editing

    i'm vanta -- known social media poster, longtime writer, seasoned video editor, skilled audio/image editor, designer of websites, and all-around creative person

    here's my portfolio https://vanta.work

    tysm 🖤

    ElleGray, to random
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    glyph, to random
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    The difference between “continuous deployment”, “continuous delivery” and “continuous integration” is the difference between the eternal torments of sisyphus, tantalus and prometheus, respectively

    danirabbit, to random
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    Okay admittedly I did smile. Some designer is probably really happy that this is being noticed. Very fun detail https://www.threads.net/@snazzyq/post/C7CpmYevMwf

    augieray, to random
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    Donald Trump just offered to gut environmental laws if oil company execs raise $1 billion to help him get re-elected. In return for that $1 billion payoff, experts say Trump could do $900 billion damage to the environment. But, certainly, do go on about how angry you are with Biden that you can't possibly vote for him. Don't worry, our children don't really need a planet to live on--we'll just send billionaires into space once Earth becomes unlivable. Problem solved! https://www.inquirer.com/columnists/attytood/trump-oil-industry-climate-change-wildwood-rally-crowd-20240514.html?utm_source=social&utm_campaign=gift_link&utm_medium=referral

    gerrymcgovern, to random
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    "Training GPT-3 at Microsoft’s state-of-the-art US data centres would consume 700,000 litres of clear freshwater. This is due to sheer scale of an operation that Microsoft has revealed contains supercomputers with 10,000 graphics cards and more than 285,000 processor cores. That’s a conservative estimate, because training could also be done at the company’s less efficient Asian data centres. If that’s the case, water consumption could be tripled to 4.9 million litres."
    https://ca.style.yahoo.com/news/ai-chatbots-guzzle-enormous-amounts-104503976.html

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