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laptopkitten

@laptopkitten@kitty.social

Welcome to my bio! I'm a trans gamer (Mostly Genshin Impact, Bloons TD6, and Valorant), Yaseenist Andalite bandit, and laptop collector. Nominated most normal emo 5 years in a row. Opinions expressed here are not my own, they belong to the rat controlling me under my chef's hat. Please send help! And cheese!

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astrid, to random
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literally can't post without making a computer joke im hopeless

laptopkitten,
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@astrid Literally can't POST ​:nkoSmirk:​

laptopkitten, to random
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It's not spyware, it's just a free non-consensual backup that you don't get to own or see or opt out of, uploaded to the company servers. Very normal stuff.

RE: https://hachyderm.io/users/molly0xfff/statuses/112479647462226542

laptopkitten, to random
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A lot of the people bashing "car-centric", whatever that means, fail to consider that traffic would be solved if we got rid of these socialist sidewalks and just added one more lane. Trust bro, just one more lane. It'll be double the speed, trust me.

laptopkitten, to random
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Unflats your pak, making it big and round

laptopkitten, to random
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Local straightedge catgirl is once again "too sober for this shit". This and more at 11.

nyx, to random
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I could literally just say some shit like "girl who is an ugly schizo dyke with zero rizz who is bad at sex and will randomly have a paranoid episode and cut off contact with you" and some of you bitches would be like "need 🥺"

laptopkitten,
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@nyx nah, it's a solid 50/50 between "Need ​:neofox_pleading:​" and "literally me ​:neofox_pleading:​"

laptopkitten, to random
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Broke: being a gamer

Woke: being a gaming chair

RE: https://froggie.gay/notes/9s2mrkm1ta2b0nvn

laptopkitten, to random
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You know what? Fuck you!

Unbakes your potato

laptopkitten, to random
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Nobody:

The victorian child you just explained the latest fedi meta to: ​:noo_sad:​

laptopkitten, to random
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Genshin Impact checking how much storage space I have left like: ​:ablobhungry:​

laptopkitten, to random
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"I sacrifice Ted's Driving School and the 7 of Diamonds to summon my Blue-Eyes White dragon!"

RE: https://fedi.nano.lgbt/objects/0ecdf1e8-8d81-4246-83cc-cf6ee4801f78

astrid, to random
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we need electronics connectors that can actually be used as melee weapons. where is my USB-S (s stands for Sword)

laptopkitten,
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@astrid Knocks you across the arena with a swing of my comically large VGA connector

laptopkitten, to random
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​:neofox:​ 👈​:neocat_confused:​💭 What the fuck is wrong with that dog?

laptopkitten, to random
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Whipping out my pokedex to see if Ivysaur is poisonous

RE: https://labyrinth.zone/objects/88b5292d-2951-4dde-a959-548b7a59adea

laptopkitten, to random
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"Oh, hey, it's that netbook I wanted, and it's super cheap!"

Listing: "Missing motherboard. battery, ram, hard drive..."

​:neofox_glare:​

yassie_j, to random
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Happy Anime Profile Picture Day to me!!! :nkoLove:

laptopkitten,
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@mia @yassie_j The feds reading this: ​:neofox_scream_scared:​

laptopkitten, to random
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Borgr mode

laptopkitten, to random
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Replying to "missing the point" by missing the point is some next level meta shit

RE: https://mastodon.social/users/hunkyscotsman/statuses/112177835136405244

laptopkitten, to random
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Camo bloon sails by

Monkey submarines: ​:neocat_flop_sleep:​ ​:neocat_flop_sleep:​ ​:neocat_flop_sleep:​ ​:neocat_flop_sleep:​ ​:neocat_flop_sleep:​ ​:neocat_flop_sleep:​

Buckaneer monkey spots the camo bloon

Monkey submarines: ​:neocat_gun:​ ​:neocat_gun:​ ​:neocat_gun:​ ​:neocat_gun:​ ​:neocat_gun:​ ​:neocat_gun:​ ​:neocat_gun:​ ​:neocat_gun:​ ​:neocat_gun:​ ​:neocat_gun:​ ​:neocat_gun:​ ​:neocat_gun:​ ​:neocat_gun:​

laptopkitten, to random
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Interesting, but have you considered that Spotify loves me? I mean, she's always in my phone notifications, sends me new music she thinks I'll like, makes playlists of all my favorite songs, and even asks for my location so she knows I'm safe. Tell me that's not love.

RE: https://woem.men/notes/9rdkqaqwku7g11gd

astrid, to random
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<-- it is tempted to become a server hoster

laptopkitten,
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@astrid Nooooooo

laptopkitten, to random
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Me, typing: "Hehe, unwebs your site. That's so funny and quir-" ​:neofox_laptop:​

realizes that's just defederation

"Oh" ​:neofox_laptop_owo:​ ​:punikoDefeated:​

laptopkitten, to random
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Broke: Fedi has no clickbait because it's not motivated by capitalist obsession with profit

Woke: Gestures at CWs

laptopkitten, to random
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TL:DR These planes go against community guidelines. They've been reported.

I get that they're excited to be here, but they've gotta follow the rules. They're not in Bluesky. We're trying to build a safe airborne community and these planes aren't the vibe we want.

https://youtu.be/Q8oCilY4szc?feature=shared

laptopkitten, to random
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You know what? Fuck you!

Pours moon dust in your pc

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