lis

@lis@estrogen.network

I'm Lis, the useliss lisbian ​:blobcatinnocent:​
​:heart_lesbiansparkle:​ ​:trainsgender:​
The more unhinged and lesbian de-facto main of https://zug.network/@deluisa
she/her, late 20s, polyam (romantically saturated), lesbian, asexual, kinky (mostly non-sexual), autistic
Academically qualified to discuss international politics with you, but I am sure as shit not going to.

Engaged to https://estrogen.network/@antonia ​:blobcatsnuggle:​ - expect a lot of silly light-hearted relationship kitsch about my wonderful fiancée 🖤

Faithful devotee of the #CultOfLynx, I will post prayers and other expressions of devotion, so don’t be surprised^^ Yes, I am the girl who walks around with prayer beads that you’ve heard about. And yes, this is my actual religion.

There is quite a lot of kink posting on this account. I mainly post about non-sexual kink, because I always wished there was more representation for perspectives to kinkiness that don't center around sexuality. I will also repost lewd/kinky photos from my dedicated account for that. Feel free to interact, but don't be lewd at me without asking first.

“Lis.”
“LIS.”
“LIIIIS ​:blobcatnotlikethis:​”
“More devout than half the country”
“One of these chain girls on fedi”
“Meowmeowmeow”

Please don't DM me unless we know each other.
I don't have a clear follow policy, but I'm rather selective. I don't want this account to grow too large - you're a lot more likely to be approved if we interacted in some form before or if I have a vague idea of who you are. I usually don't accept requests originating from posts going viral. This is supposed to remain my cozy queer corner, after all :3

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lis, to random

ah yes, the two fedigenders: 1312 poster and 2137 poster

lis, to random

“My daughter is alright”
Ma’am, your daughter is living a life full of love, appreciation, and a ton of other things she never deemed possible for herself. She’s more than alright 🥰

lis, to random

every time a post of mine gets a lot of attention, I will mute its notifications at some point. Always feels like gently pushing a message in a bottle into the sea - good luck out there my little post, maybe we'll see each other again at some point!

lis, to random

AsbestOS, the OS that is ridiculously expensive and dangerous to uninstall

quasar, to random
@quasar@translunar.academy avatar

the girljudge sentenced me to menjail guys what do i do

lis,

@quasar 1. add estrogen to the water supply 2. wait

lis,

@quasar well I think we've just found a ​:sparkles_trans:​ business opportunity ​:sparkles_trans:​

lis,

@quasar @winter forcefemming the hell's angels sounds fun tho

lis, to random

Installing a Haltewunschtaster next to my bed so I can press it whenever I want to be held

lis, to random

me when I try to plan a trip to I don't know where:

Vierkantor, to random
@Vierkantor@mastodon.vierkantor.com avatar

gosh i sure hope my sowing (giving in to my eccentricity) doesn't lead to any reaping (having to explain to others what the fuck's going on)

lis,

@Vierkantor the ultimate goal is reaching the point where you can answer these questions just by shrugging and pointing at yourself, and everyone will understand.

lis, to random

Average Polish station be like
⬅️ to the platforms
➡️ to the pope

lis, to random

maths gf x polisci gf

maths gf: hands polisci gf her paper
polisci gf: finds an easy-to-spot error in the table of contents
maths gf: well then, hands polisci gf a pen for corrections
polisci gf: turns a few pages, is scared by the evil runes and signs and things she doesn't undersstand everywhere
maths gf: you could at least look at the pretty pictures!
polisci gf: ​:surprised_pikachu:​

lis, to random

The Netherlands were a mistake.

Aya, to random
@Aya@void.rehab avatar

homeosexual is when you're continuous, bijective and... wait... I mxied something up

lis,

@Aya homeosexual is when you're gay at home

lis,

@airtower @Aya that sounds homological to me!

Vierkantor, to random
@Vierkantor@mastodon.vierkantor.com avatar

what if we made a steam train that doesn't burn coal to boil water but takes electricity from the overhead wires?

lis,

@Vierkantor The Swiss did just that during WW2 to profit from their ongoing electrification and cut the need for expensive imported coal: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electric-steam_locomotive

lis,

@Vierkantor you know, in case my fantasy railway ever materializes into an actual model railway, I would definitely keep an old electro-steam engine around for shunting purposes - even though it would get me laughed off any stage^^

lis, to random

@Vierkantor be like:

lis, to random

sometimes the normal ticket service is just too simple

lis, to random

Help, my body has gotten used to waking up at 5 am qwq

lis, to random

"My master's thesis is essentially filled with all the stuff that I posted on fedi in recent weeks" - "Oh no, that means it's 80% eel puns?"

Vierkantor, to random Dutch
@Vierkantor@mastodon.vierkantor.com avatar

hoe lang duurt het normaal voordat een uitspraak op rechtspraken.nl gepubliceerd wordt? ben benieuwd of ik beroemd word...

lis,

@Vierkantor IMDB but for legal proceedings

bighatlynx, to random
@bighatlynx@void.rehab avatar

if it asks, you must pet the cat!

pet the cat!

pet the cat damnit!

more petting of cats!

lis,

@bighatlynx okay okay okay I'm already petting the cat!

lis, to random

M41 🥴🥴

lis,

@Vierkantor help, a mathematician is throwing numbers at me ​:blobcatsweats:​

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