lis

@lis@mk.catgirlsfor.science

alissa; 20+something; just another touch starved catgirl from northern germany

speaks de_DE, nl_BE, (a little) fr_BE, en_​:blobcatgooglyshrug:​

​:blobcatoutage:​ may infodump about railway history, music theory, lilypond internals, and tea at any time (this list is incomplete; you can help by expanding it)

don't follow me here with your worksona or if you can't be assed to CW politics

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lis, to random

​:neofox_angry:​ Sicherheitshinweis: Lassen Sie Ihr Besteck nicht unbeaufsichtigt!

​:neofox_0_0:​ ​:blank:​ ​:nkoknife:​ ​:bunknife:​ ​:blobcatknife:​ ​:ablobcathungry:​

lis, to random

dealing with belgian and then with german authorities feels like i'm travelling back in time

in belgium they sign documents digitally, aren't allergic to email, and work in fairly modern offices

in germany the entire apparatus is stuck in the 1970s, including the clerks' skillsets as well as their workplaces

lis, to random

sleeby girl…

lis, to random

queering the müde/eepy binary

theresnotime, to random

Tired: buttplug.io

Wired: python, some GPIOs linked to a mains voltage relay and a fucking hammer drill.

lis,

@theresnotime let me introduce you to

lis,

@therealkuu @theresnotime i heard people improve their sex life with a hitachi

lis, to random

cuties ​:blobcataww:​

lis, to random

clicks on an image posted by “daily lesbian furry porn“ omg why is there suddenly furry porn on my screen ​:pika:​

lis, to random

girls being cute and headpattable on my timeline and then they're on the other fucking side of earth smh ​:blobcathmpf:​

lis, to random

they should make a keyboard layout optimised for one handed typing while the other hand is petting a girl

lis, to random

[rebuilds belgian vicinal tramways]
[electrifies the entire danish rail network]
[replaces all buses with trams, light rail, and tram-trains]
[extends the kusttram to hirtshals and calais]
[mercilessly slaughters parking spaces and motorways to make room for cyclepaths and railways]
[makes berlin's Friedrichstraße car-free again]
[and then Unter den Linden and Straße des 17. Juni]
[and then everything inside the Ringbahn]

RE: https://tech.lgbt/users/endali/statuses/111232608021637938

lis, to random

kann man das überhaupt noch Zug nennen wenn das nur ein Schienenbus ist der nichts zieht

lis, to random

bus drivers don't treat the tools of your trade like a ferrari challenge

lis, to random

autistic girl who wears forward pointing laser diodes on her glasses so people won't dare force her to make eye contact ​:neocat_evil:​

lis, to random

​:db:​ and its allergies to:
• compartments
• seating space on station
• sleeper trains

name a more iconic polycule, i'll wait

lis,

@kaia open coaches with 50 or 100 seats suck just as much, it only takes one loud asshole to stress out everyone

compartments can also mean a doorway every four rows or so, and i think that's a decent compromise

lis, to random

funny how a T420, with a CPU from twelve years ago, is still mostly holding up nicely nowadays
…until you open certain websites or run an electron app

how much hardware that's still working fine is just obsoleted by websites getting more and more bloated every year

lis, to random

wonder if i should try switching to a 6x28 rhythm again, that has worked pretty well in the past

lis,

(that means a day (sleep cycle) is ~10h sleep, ~18h awake, so six 28h-days per week)

lis,

it's pretty clear that shoehorning myself into a 24h sleep cycle doesn't work, and never has in the past ~15 years

but my sleep rhythm being all over the place sucks a lot at times

lis, to random

hmm does anybody have experience with card readers and stuff and can recommend me one that works with german IDs (RFID), belgian IDs (chip card), bank and credit cards, and has a keypad?

lis,

@nakustik thx :3 is there any difference between standard and komfort apart from the form factor?

lis, to random

not even two weeks since i cuddled someone and i'm severely touch starved already ​:neocat_sad_reach:​

lis, to random

“stop looking in my eyes, i'm autistic, my tits are down there!”

RE: https://cathode.church/users/mia/statuses/111063609240732737

lis, to random

can't believe this little screenshot of mine has made it so far sheds tear

RE: https://mk.catgirlsfor.science/notes/91f633sikm

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