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lzg

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autista antifascista🪴🏴 daytime at https://mastodon.social/@eff. i like computers. please stop explaining the capitalism to me. i know more about the international system of human rights than i ever wanted to know. de noche se escriben locuritas.

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all is fire and we’re always burning

lzg, to random
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finally the org is large enough that there's another Lena at work. let the namespace collision begin!

lzg,
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the important thing is to always be the first so you can get lena@. that's all that matters clearly

lzg,
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@dan @kf you should always have more @ireneista

lzg,
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@roadskater @brohrer the Dave-to-Girl ratio persists

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partner: seems like the president of Iran died and it was an accident after all
me, half asleep: this says CIA all over it
partner: what?
me: nothing. horray!

lzg,
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@schrotthaufen that man and his family are already in super-jail

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my friend teaches creative writing at a private school. he’s now forced to upload a calendar and a detailed syllabus with itemized evaluation points and not deviate from this at all, because the school considers this a contract with the customer (the student). absolute hell.

lzg,
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they’re trying to make everyone fit “the platform”. the software becomes the most important policy making tool of all. no room for exceptions.

lzg,
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he’s like “this is creative writing! i’m sure this works great for some classes but not for this!” but admins have declared themselves powerless against the totalizing force of “the platform”

lzg,
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i’ve seen this more in Latin America for some reason. if the software doesn’t have the option to do something then the option doesn’t exist at all. bureaucracies have entirely surrendered to their software.

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this is a chaotic world and you have to do your best to love your children even if they get into private equity

lzg,
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@promovicz they will break your heart

lzg, to random
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this hand printing project is driving me a little nuts but i keep reminding myself that it is good precisely because it’s imperfect, not made by a machine

lzg,
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it’s VERY imperfect 😭

lzg,
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@avi i’m p sure i can fuck this up with a machine too

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my friend send me a joke about that idea that when you die you get to see a movie about your life. it said “not only are we dying, we have to watch latin american cinema: depressing, experimental and low budget”

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I’m more a dev-oops guy than a dev-ops guy tbh

lzg,
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@dev you’re like the robot!

lzg, to random
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this finch was completely unbothered by my presence so we both sat outside for a little while looking at the view

lzg, to random
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the idea that someone flashes their status by wearing an expensive watch is so beyond me, it's like reading about the behavior of another species. I have never, ever noticed an expensive watch. maybe a cool one, with a lil calculator.

lzg,
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I'm listening one of my scam show episodes and they're always saying "he convinced these people by wearing nice suits and an expensive watch" and I'm like... really? HOW?! this is some obscure magic signaling I will never access.

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which of course makes me wonder what kind of signals work on ME. what about their appearance makes me trust a person more? what is my expensive watch equivalent? looking forward to not sleeping tonight.

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@aud vaguely ethnic trans girl with a philosophical or literary reference tattoo can have my retirement account.

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i’m going to get cleaned out by a non-white grandma offering to feed me.

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I'm covered in ink and have ONE (1) successful screen printing test. WHAT A FEEL.

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@jessamyn we’ll rebuild modern communications using squeegees

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