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lzg

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autista antifascista🪴🏴 daytime at https://mastodon.social/@eff. i like computers. please stop explaining the capitalism to me. i know more about the international system of human rights than i ever wanted to know. de noche se escriben locuritas.

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there is nothing weirder than writing a scholarship application and explaining that yes, you have no money to pay for this but they should consider you, because you're a brown woman.

lzg,
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can't go all the way to the other end and say "I'm also half gay and autistic, you don't know how incredibly weird I can be! you'll be lucky to have me, I'm a lot of fun."

lzg, to random
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it would be really great if what ends up killing this AI hype cycle is that it’s unable to discern what is real and what is a shitpost

lzg,
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30 years of incredibly prolific shitposters save the internet

lzg, to random
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i forget this is here

lzg,
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@dev no dogs! (they pee)

lzg, to random
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frustrated once again googling what the fuck is a red herring, an idiom that never sticks to my brain no matter how many times i’ve looked it up

lzg,
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don’t get me started on the round robin, a thing you’re supposed to know from childhood. whose childhood?!

lzg,
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im tired of living in English it’s exhausting

lzg, to random
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it causes problems

lzg, to random
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flag perverts

lzg, to random
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i’ve realized i have about 5 scripted things i say to neighbors on morning walks, but they are all slightly odd and maybe need a little workshopping

lzg,
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me, looking at your dog: he’s the perfect size!

lzg,
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@JoBlakely i say it when their dog is exactly the same size as my dog so i guess in context it makes more sense

lzg,
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when I share this sometimes people think this is a lot of effort. that would be incorrect: this is the laziest option, short of saying nothing. my high effort option is to come up with something on the spot or say what comes to mind.

lzg,
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@eco_amandine mmm no more like " what a sweet lil guy" if they have a dog or "have a nice walk" if they're going out with their baby or "such a nice day!" if someone is working on their plants

lzg,
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@tef my favorite is when I meet another autistic person and they give me a similarly rehearsed lil phrase and we're both like "ah, ye, i see"

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Amused at how Altman helped himself to a woman who denied him multiple times, because he was fond of her*, and despite the fact that she was literally the only person in recent history to sue Disney and win - and that no one else in his circle tried to dissuade him (or had enough pull or made enough effort to be successful).

Says a lot about the people at the helm of the "AI revolution".

  • or perhaps I should say, "Her"
lzg,
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@tess very weird to even risk looking like this kind of loser

lzg, to random
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im reading Fern Brady’s “strong female character” and yeah, i grew up on that planet, a permanently confused autistic girl

lzg, to random
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i need more time suspended in the oropendola’s nest

lzg,
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you have to hear the call of this mf bird https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBLKHXtWHRk

lzg,
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@aartaka in theory is an aerial yoga swing, but it's been use for exercise purposes approximately 0 times

lzg, to random
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what’s the best city to spend one month of your life walking around doing nothing much?

lzg,
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funny how I want to go back to the places where I was happy once (CDMX, Montreal, BsAires, NYC) but maybe that's just wanting to visit my younger self.

lzg,
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@skiant I loved Brussels! had a great couple of weeks there

lzg,
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@seachanger Barcelona is very beautiful but I've been a couple of times and it's not for me

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