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lzg

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autista antifascista🪴🏴 daytime at https://mastodon.social/@eff. i like computers. please stop explaining the capitalism to me. i know more about the international system of human rights than i ever wanted to know. de noche se escriben locuritas.

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ok now i’m watching Dune 2 and i like this one much better because it has much more worm

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monsters and cowards

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never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, or google gemini the relative characteristics of different races

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"oh technology is so advanced" yeah? and why haven't i gotten gills and a color-changing skin like a cuttlefish or something. crispr where

lzg,
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@wxcafe where’s my morphological freedom gdi

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god that’s right, Dune is really annoying (rewatching the first one)

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gunner: all of this training and crossing bloodlines is so that he can become willy wonka

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i’m now remembering my review of this movie: needs more worm

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a good date is when you go see something that turns out to be really bad, and you get to laugh about it together for days

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the tiny defeat of returning a book to the library, unread

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I’m going to a 1950s themed jazz club and unfortunately everything i own that reads 1950s also reads “i have 8 children and i make the best enchiladas in the market”

lzg,
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never the cool girlfriend of a beat poet, always the enchilada lady

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(i do make incredible enchiladas)

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⏲️ i have only 15 mins left before "i'll do it on monday" kicks in

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there is nothing weirder than writing a scholarship application and explaining that yes, you have no money to pay for this but they should consider you, because you're a brown woman.

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can't go all the way to the other end and say "I'm also half gay and autistic, you don't know how incredibly weird I can be! you'll be lucky to have me, I'm a lot of fun."

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(this is a fairly normie thing, full of people who are paid to be there by their companies, so I don't feel bad taking a scholarship)

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@mnemonica it's a very normie thing

lzg,
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@mnemonica yeah it's not one of those "bring your whole self" things, and even when they say that, I still don't believe it's true.

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it would be really great if what ends up killing this AI hype cycle is that it’s unable to discern what is real and what is a shitpost

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30 years of incredibly prolific shitposters save the internet

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i forget this is here

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@dev no dogs! (they pee)

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frustrated once again googling what the fuck is a red herring, an idiom that never sticks to my brain no matter how many times i’ve looked it up

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don’t get me started on the round robin, a thing you’re supposed to know from childhood. whose childhood?!

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im tired of living in English it’s exhausting

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