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matan

@matan@beige.party

General shitposter, esq.

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matan, to random
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If I have to explain the temperature behind medium rare at a restaurant, I’m definitely getting diarrhea the next day

matan, to random
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Is there a version of Mastodon that’s only shitposts and pissposts? I’m done reading vomitposts and cumposts from the peasantry.

matan,
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@Alice the local timeline here is a lot better than the trending page that’s for sure!

matan,
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@Alice more specifically, I only had to preemptively block about three bigots on this instance compared to the usual 30+ per day. An improvement I guess

the_etrain, to random
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You know, if Olive Garden got their servers ordained, they could serve unlimited body of Christ. Think about it.

matan,
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@the_etrain but the priesthood will not look kindly upon attempts at breaking their monopoly on flesh bread!

StefanThinks, to random
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I had a disciplinary meeting with my manager and was able to use my debate skills I honed online into real life. I called her a Russian troll, then owned her with a meme of soyjak saying “Your performance is lackluster” and Chad saying “No.” As security was removing me, I told her to go touch grass.

matan,
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@StefanThinks based

matan, to random
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Beige bless! I’ve decided to embrace my split personality by splitting accounts. Some of you may recognize me, and that’s rad.

matan,
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@Alice 🍻 sup

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