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the_etrain

@the_etrain@beige.party

-Hailing from parts unknown!
-Purveyor of Fine Toots
-Comma enthusiast
-Humor participant trophy recipient
-Nominated: Taco Bell's Mr. Saucy 2024
-He thinks he's funny / Please humor him

https://justmytoots.com/@the_etrain

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the_etrain, to random
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"Actions have consequences", I muttered, burrowing deeper into the earth.

the_etrain,
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@LikeItOrLumpIt
I'll get the hose. We'll flush him out.

the_etrain,
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@LikeItOrLumpIt
Haha! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

the_etrain, to random
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Has anyone checked the other end of RFK Jr. for worms? Let's get that guy to the vet.

the_etrain,
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@CoachMark
Right? ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

the_etrain,
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@LikeItOrLumpIt
Hell no ๐Ÿ˜‚

Jorsh, to random
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Lol. Just noticed that I've been on beige.party since May 4th of last year. So happy belated one year of madness, me! Why thank you, me!

And all my fellow non-cult fellows! Love you all! Beige bless! :bb:

the_etrain,
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@Jorsh
:bb:

TheBreadmonkey, to random
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Literally spent my whole night watching Bobby Fingers

the_etrain,
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@TheBreadmonkey
I once saw a piano player called Dr. Bobby Fingers.

JoParkerBear, to random
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So this guy is scary

The Tech Baron Seeking to Purge San Francisco of โ€œBluesโ€
https://www.yahoo.com/tech/tech-baron-seeking-ethnically-cleanse-100000971.html?guccounter=1

the_etrain,
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@JoParkerBear
That motherfucker is crazy.

the_etrain, to random
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Sorry I used the word "tallywhacker" while we were sexting. I thought we were doing 19th century role play.

the_etrain,
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@LikeItOrLumpIt
Well, if you put it that way, I'm kinda into it.

g1m01982, to random
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I wanna wish a happy happy birthday to my partner @LibertyForward1 ! Despite the struggles of the past 4 years, you've been the bright spot and the thing that keeps me going! I love you so much, !!!

the_etrain,
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@g1m01982 @LibertyForward1
Happy birthday!!

the_etrain, to random
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Freudian nipple slip

LikeItOrLumpIt, to random
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Rather painful procedure at the doc today and the nurse and doc were trying to distract me with a cat story and banal questions. Bless their hearts....

the_etrain,
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@LikeItOrLumpIt
๐Ÿซ‚ sorry, Annie. I hope all is ok.

the_etrain, to random
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It's one of those days where I could start running like Forrest Gump. But, I know I'd just turn around as soon as I hit a red state.

the_etrain,
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Holy shit. I didn't think today could have got weirder when I posted this. It got soooo much weirder.

the_etrain,
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@CoachMark
Oh buddy. This is a new one. We dodged a bullet, but goddamn.

the_etrain,
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@LikeItOrLumpIt
I'm literally in the car with the engine running ๐Ÿ˜‚ I gotta get outta work for a hot minute here.

the_etrain,
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@LikeItOrLumpIt
๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ yes!

the_etrain, to random
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Your toot. Is very funny. I give it boost, yes?

the_etrain, to random
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I couldn't tell a Tik from a Tok to save my life.

the_etrain, to random
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The best defense is a good offensive body odor.

the_etrain, to random
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Here's a little tip. If I post something during the day that isn't very funny, try reading it again later when you're under the influence. Works 6 out of 10 times.

the_etrain,
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@rasterweb
Your appeal to the lowest denominator will not sway me

the_etrain, to random
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I sense something. It's as if somewhere, right now, Melania is furiously rewriting that prenup agreement. Again.

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