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the_etrain

@the_etrain@beige.party

-Hailing from parts unknown!
-Purveyor of Fine Toots
-Comma enthusiast
-Humor participant trophy recipient
-Nominated: Taco Bell's Mr. Saucy 2024
-He thinks he's funny / Please humor him

https://justmytoots.com/@the_etrain

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QueenOfCoffee, to random
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I just got an email to attend an "all hands important company meeting" in 2 hours. Wondering if we are getting the boot.

the_etrain,
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@QueenOfCoffee
Yikes. Good luck!

Stoned_Deva_, to random
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The beautiful Egyptian cotton bedspread I ordered weeks ago and was so looking forward to has been destroyed by my cat on the very first night. It's my fault. I feel like an idiot for thinking I can have nice things.

How's your morning going?

the_etrain,
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@Stoned_Deva_
Cleo! 😭

the_etrain,
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@Stoned_Deva_
Cats be doin' cat stuff

adhdeanasl, to random
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Do any other men have a dearth of guy friends? I work in a profession dominated by women so I have plenty of women friends, and my lifestyle doesn’t bring me to lots of places where dudes hang out. Pretty much all of my closest friends are from work, and only 1 or 2 are men. 🤷🏻‍♂️

the_etrain,
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@adhdeanasl
I feel ya on this, but I'm also sick of straight guy shit. I don't obsess over sports. I don't like golf. I don't talk politics in bumper sticker fashion. So that's 99.9% of guy talk right there.

the_etrain,
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@adhdeanasl
But, that being said, I do have one close guy friend that I wish I spent more time with. Known him since '95 and he's just the best kind of person.

fungible_thadius, to random
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Did they forget FedEx is short for Federal Express?

the_etrain,
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@fungible_thadius
This has bothered me for years!

the_etrain, to random
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Pronouncing Braydon like radon.

the_etrain, to random
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Pickleball?! What's next? Pepperoni shuttlecock?!

the_etrain,
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@RickiTarr
Intriguing 🤔

the_etrain,
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@RevXenoFact
Ha! Yah that'd work.

the_etrain, to random
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Happy birthday Earth! I think I got some weed left from the weekend if you want to hit my gravity bong or something.

michelestrider, to random
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What's the most inappropriate marketing message you've received for Earth Day?

the_etrain,
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@michelestrider
Just got one from the gas company. At least it's tips on using less gas, but still.

quasirealsmiths, to random
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the lawyer had to explain why he's going to refer to his client s "President Trump" the entire time and says it's "out of respect" because it's a title he has "earned"

he omitted that if he slipped at any time and didn't call him that, he would be fired on the spot

the_etrain,
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@quasirealsmiths
I know when I think of Manhattan, it's "bastion of common sense" that comes to mind.

LikeItOrLumpIt, to random
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Thousand Islands Dressing uses an ingredient grown on each of the islands.

the_etrain,
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@LikeItOrLumpIt
Fascinating 🤔

the_etrain, to random
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Piano Man: We're all in the mood for a melody!

Free Jazz Fan: Actually...

CoachMark, to random
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Who's old enough to remember #Jarts?

the_etrain,
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@CoachMark
Hell yah. We had a set.

the_etrain, to random
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Piano Man has got to be the lamest super hero yet.

the_etrain,
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@CoachMark
Ha! True!

the_etrain,
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@CoachMark
I'm not a huge fan either.

the_etrain,
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@BillSaysThis
I have not 😂

the_etrain, to random
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Happy Opening Statements Day to all who celebrate!

the_etrain, to random
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As society advanced, engagement farming techniques supplanted engagement hunting and engagement gathering as humankind's primary way to meet its dopamine needs.

the_etrain, to random
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It's a pirate's life for you, eh? Well shake hands with scurvy, Captain Kidd.

the_etrain,
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@BlackenedGreen
Yar matey

the_etrain, to random
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Inside you are two wolves. They are hungry. They are both named Duran.

the_etrain,
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@noondlyt
Might be a cat or something in there too. Cat could be named rio.

the_etrain, to random
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The stupid thing about lawn darts is there was something inherent to the design and innate to human nature that made you instantaneously say, "ok, let's see how high I can throw this."

the_etrain,
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@sjjh
Catch!

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