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I don't believe in God but if I did he would be a black left handed guitarist

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drugs were legal in the 60s and people seemed way better than they are now im pretty sure making them illegal made the problem a lot worse

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You can't parse HTML with regex. Because HTML can't be parsed by regex. Regex is not a tool that can be used to correctly parse HTML. As I have answered in HTML-and-regex questions here so many times before, the use of regex will not allow you to consume HTML. Regular expressions are a tool that is insufficiently sophisticated to understand the constructs employed by HTML. HTML is not a regular language and hence cannot be parsed by regular expressions. Regex queries are not equipped to break down HTML into its meaningful parts. so many times but it is not getting to me. Even enhanced irregular regular expressions as used by Perl are not up to the task of parsing HTML. You will never make me crack. HTML is a language of sufficient complexity that it cannot be parsed by regular expressions. Even Jon Skeet cannot parse HTML using regular expressions. Every time you attempt to parse HTML with regular expressions, the unholy child weeps the blood of virgins, and Russian hackers pwn your webapp. Parsing HTML with regex summons tainted souls into the realm of the living. HTML and regex go together like love, marriage, and ritual infanticide. The <center> cannot hold it is too late. The force of regex and HTML together in the same conceptual space will destroy your mind like so much watery putty. If you parse HTML with regex you are giving in to Them and their blasphemous ways which doom us all to inhuman toil for the One whose Name cannot be expressed in the Basic Multilingual Plane, he comes. HTML-plus-regexp will liquify the n​erves of the sentient whilst you observe, your psyche withering in the onslaught of horror. Rege̿̔̉x-based HTML parsers are the cancer that is killing StackOverflow it is too late it is too late we cannot be saved the trangession of a chi͡ld ensures regex will consume all living tissue (except for HTML which it cannot, as previously prophesied) dear lord help us how can anyone survive this scourge using regex to parse HTML has doomed humanity to an eternity of dread torture and security holes using regex as a tool to process HTML establishes a breach between this world and the dread realm of c͒ͪo͛ͫrrupt entities (like SGML entities, but more corrupt) a mere glimpse of the world of reg​ex parsers for HTML will ins​tantly transport a programmer's consciousness into a world of ceaseless screaming, he comes~~, the pestilent slithy regex-infection wil​l devour your HT​ML parser, application and existence for all time like Visual Basic only worse he comes he comes do not fi​ght he com̡e̶s, ̕h̵i​s un̨ho͞ly radiańcé destro҉ying all enli̍̈́̂̈́ghtenment, HTML tags lea͠ki̧n͘g fr̶ǫm ̡yo​͟ur eye͢s̸ ̛l̕ik͏e liq​uid pain, the song of re̸gular exp​ression parsing~~ will exti​nguish the voices of mor​tal man from the sp​here I can see it can you see ̲͚̖͔̙î̩́t̲͎̩̱͔́̋̀ it is beautiful t​he final snuffing of the lie​s of Man ALL IS LOŚ͖̩͇̗̪̏̈́T ALL I​S LOST the pon̷y he comes he c̶̮omes he comes the ich​or permeates all MY FACE MY FACE ᵒh god no NO NOO̼**O​O NΘ stop the an​*̶͑̾̾​̅ͫ͏̙̤g͇̫͛͆̾ͫ̑͆l͖͉̗̩̳̟̍ͫͥͨe̠̅s a̧͈͖r̽̾̈́͒͑e n​ot rè̑ͧ̌aͨl̘̝̙̃ͤ͂̾̆ ZA̡͊͠͝LGΌ ISͮ̂҉̯͈͕̹̘̱ TO͇̹̺ͅƝ̴ȳ̳ TH̘Ë͖́̉ ͠P̯͍̭O̚​N̐Y̡ H̸̡̪̯ͨ͊̽̅̾̎Ȩ̬̩̾͛ͪ̈́̀́͘ ̶̧̨̱̹̭̯ͧ̾ͬC̷̙̲̝͖ͭ̏ͥͮ͟Oͮ͏̮̪̝͍M̲̖͊̒ͪͩͬ̚̚͜Ȇ̴̟̟͙̞ͩ͌͝S̨̥̫͎̭ͯ̿̔̀ͅ

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We need more yaoi. As president, I will mandate that there will be at least 20,000 results for "yaoi hug bed" on safebooru

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there's a fallout movie? it came out a month ago? how did i not hear anything about this

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it's diversity week on the fediverse where we invite straight white cis males to feel included :BagThumb:

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@kaia hiii

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the hagmaxxing fad is a NSA operation to boost birth rates by sending fertile males towards women with "baby fever"

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@ruin i do not know what hagmaxxing is but i know that suddenly people started posting about milfs and "hags" and the world has not been the same since

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@lucy idk he's probably wrong because he's american. A Volvo or Subaru would be correct

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i think im one of those fashion faggots now
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@kaia
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jesus fuck

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What is the thinkpad of fridges (unironically)

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@critical @kaia Bulgarians have a unique ability to be able to stick a flag където не му е мястото even if it seems impossible at first

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@kaia time to get electrocuted because a rat chews out the cables

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@kaia https://m.olx.bg/d/ad/hladilnik-kristall-408-2-CID632-ID9djSd.html need to see the full name of the factory that made my fridge every time I open it so badly

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@kaia energy efficiency in fridges is interesting because they're very simple machines. Indeed GDR stuff is very well made, we have these badminton rackets at school made in GDR and they look brand new, meanwhile the cheap Chinese ones they have are all bent broken twisted chipped from about the same amount of use. The GDR ones are uncomfortable and heavy but that's just a matter of the design being different

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@critical @kaia based BASED BASED
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@critical @kaia wtf this fridge works on gas? Oh yes this would be awesome

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>spawn in south africa
>look at sign
>misspelled english
>turn around
>giant plume of smoke
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HAHAHAHA Daniel Stevens of Ontario, Canada sucks dick for marlboro reds

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