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miss_s_b, to random
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Lib Dem Conference Committee: fuelled by Trans Flag cookies

ajlanes,

@miss_s_b Om nom nom

miss_s_b,
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@ajlanes they were genuinely yummy, Charley's partner Jude made them, subtly cardamom flavoured

miss_s_b, to random
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Definitely feeling the Kenergy this morning. Oppenheimer might have taken more statues, but the only thing anyone will remember from this year's Oscars is Ryan Gosling with his hand on Slash's shoulder and Doctor Who doing the cancan behind them

miss_s_b, to random
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They had Singin' In The Rain on at The Light today so I've been to see the best film about a bisexual throuple ever made on the big screen ☔ only thing missing was Tom Holland's Rihanna impression

miss_s_b, to random
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Happy mother's day to all my fellow maternal types <3

miss_s_b, to random
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Partner, reading news headlines:

The UK is the second most miserable place in the world, after Uzbekistan. We can't come first at ANYTHING, can we?

miss_s_b, to random
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Mood.

miss_s_b, to pokemon
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🎶 ... and then I saw her face
Now I'm

DoranOfTheNorth,
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@miss_s_b I sometimes have issues getting to alt text so I just brought up my screen reader.... and it didn't detect any.

miss_s_b,
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@DoranOfTheNorth I typed it in! The name of the pokemon is Arboliva

miss_s_b, to random
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All those of you boosting and liking toots with pictures Ridley have never smelled his farts.

Good lord.

miss_s_b, to random
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The 1962 """remake"""**** of The Cabinet Of Dr Caligari really is the most godawful pile of specious tedious plotless bollocks, isn't it?

I mean I'm an hour and a quarter into it and absolutely nothing has happened except that I've discovered where Trent Reznor got that incongruous sample he uses on his otherwise excellent cover of Queen's Get Down Make Love

Morgan,
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@miss_s_b I mean, the famous thing about that film is how it definitely isn't inherently linked to a movement and a specific place and period. [/sarcasm]

miss_s_b,
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@Morgan indeed

miss_s_b, (edited ) to Batman
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Which is the best movie?

miss_s_b, to random
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Manchester United implies the existence of Manchester Uncoordinated. In this essay I will...

miss_s_b, to random
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Oooooooo Ladykillers on @BBCRadio4 :)

That's cheered me up :)

miss_s_b, to random
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Helpy people giving unsolicited advice when you just want to have a whinge is mildly irritating.

Them getting all butthurt when their unsolicited advice is not met with joy unbounded and profuse thanks is just EXHAUSTING.

You don't know me. You don't know my circumstances, or what I already do or don't do. How are you surprised that your unsolicited advice doesn't apply to my situation? It's basically inevitable.

Please, altruistic people, I know you mean well, but please, only give solicited advice. Please.

miss_s_b,
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I am a recovering unsolicited advice giver myself. I like helping people. I still sometimes fuck up.

But honestly, it feels so much better when you know your advice is wanted than it does to piss people off.

miss_s_b, to animals
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Dearest folks: what idiosyncratic commands does your dog know?

Ours include:

"No diggety" = please stop digging

"Not today Satan" = "I know you want to take that route for our walk but we're going THIS way today"

miss_s_b, to random
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The worst thing about being in constant pain is how much brain space it takes up.

Yes, I KNOW I'm in pain, can you please let me think about something else?

Doesn't half make one a boring conversationalist too

anders,

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Physical pain?

miss_s_b,
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@anders yes.

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