ajlanes

@ajlanes@thegoatery.dyndns.org

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ajlanes, to random

I remember talking with @fanf in the pub about how awesome Ansible was. I am now using it again. I would like to apologise for my previous enthusiasm. Fortunately, I have plenty of time to.

ajlanes, to random

Why does anyone still think the Guardian is a progressive newspaper? Their latest fun is an “exposé” of being able to buy HRT on the internet.

NanoRaptor, to random
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As I just posted elsewhere online:

“Oh my fucking god is this how thinking should work?!? What the hell. What the fuck. You all didn’t have this all the time did you? And not tell me?”

First adhd medication dose. This is really, really clear.

ajlanes,

@NanoRaptor That sounds amazing - congratulations! Makes me think I should summon the activation energy to get diagnosed etc.

cstross, to random
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On which note it's worth reminding Americans that Brits do NOT say:
— elevator
— sidewalk
— railroad
— faucet
— crosswalk
— automobile
— 18-wheeler
— bellhop
— drugstore
— freeway/highway/turnpike/interstate
— parking lot
— attorney

(There are synonyms/equivalents but these are specifically AMERICAN things that flag you up as a foreign devil.)
https://mastodon.social/@tomhannen/112332893629022705

ajlanes,

@cstross Or a semi. There was a post here yesterday about a semi doing 50km/h. That’s one fast moving house.

atomicpoet, to random
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In 1988, Echelon came out for DOS – it looked like the future!

I thought, “Wow! This is in actual 3D!”

And from my kid perspective living in the 80s, it was true. It had wireframe graphics and ultra-smooth scrolling. When I piloted the ship, it felt like I was completely in control.

We may snicker now at the EGA graphics but you got to understand that an NES couldn’t do this. Echelon really showed off what PCs at the time were capable of doing. It was revelatory.

Returning to it now, it’s amazing how far we’ve come in the past 36 years. However, playing this game is still fun – if only to stare at those wireframes!

Echelon screenshot (RTX 3080 Ti)
Echelon screenshot (RTX 3080 Ti)
Echelon screenshot (RTX 3080 Ti)

ajlanes,

@goatsarah @atomicpoet @justinto Don’t remember the Arc being much of a thing at the time but ST and Amiga definitely.

astrid, to random
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asmodeus goes hard as a name ngl

ajlanes,

@astrid Nah, printers should get the hell theme.

ajlanes,

@apophis One of the few advantages of home over work sysadmin: rarely going to have as many printers!

DrALJONES, to random
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    @DrALJONES @DigitalTaoist @ZillaMon It would be interesting to see how this correlates with what media respondents have consumed. I suspect that the full consequences of IDF action are not well represented in mainstream Israeli media and (possibly optimistically) imagine it would be different if they were seeing pictures of emaciated children.

    ajlanes, to random

    I’ve just read “we bite each oþer” on here and I now can’t stop wondering if it should be “oðer”. Old English had “ōþer” but I think the modern English pronunciation is voiced ð

    sundogplanets, to random
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    I badly needed a goat break after the super depressing monthly light pollution committee meeting (gosh I hate starlink so very very very much)... and yesterday I found a basket I had started and will never finish (the design was all wrong and it dried out too much).

    Any of you familiar with the "if you give a mouse a cookie" series of books? Today I got to try: "If you give a goat a basket"

    (The baskets are just made of willows I picked from my farm - goats LOVE willows)

    The same goats all mouthing the same basket in slightly different positions, while the fuzzy brown llama comes up and gives it a sniff. (He is not excited about willows and soon leaves)
    One white goat with a pink nose that has cute little black spots on it nibbling on the woven edge of the basket I'm holding. It reminds me of eating corn on the cob.

    ajlanes,

    @sundogplanets Yay happy goats! I wonder if they get pain relief effects from chewing willow bark.

    girlonthenet, to random
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    In today's episode of 'Pamela Stephenson Connolly gives appalling relationship advice', a controlling 18-year-old boy is told he should talk to his girlfriend about his true feelings. Rather than, you know, just breaking up because you're 18 and if you don't fancy her then you should probably leave her the fuck alone.

    https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2024/mar/20/im-not-attracted-to-my-girlfriend-but-i-want-to-spend-the-rest-of-my-life-with-her

    ajlanes,

    @girlonthenet Totally agree. Though a challenge arises when someone feels bad about themselves and wants to change. Expressing that they’re gorgeous now and will be gorgeous whatever (because they’re them) while also supporting them and respecting how they feel about their body.

    miss_s_b, to random
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    Lib Dem Conference Committee: fuelled by Trans Flag cookies

    ajlanes,

    @miss_s_b Om nom nom

    ajlanes, to random

    Happy get a sensible date order day to those who celebrate.

    girlonthenet, to random
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    Every time a friend comes round my place, they are forced to spend at least five minutes admiring my moquette. Not a euphemism.

    ajlanes,

    @girlonthenet
    @bjh21 re-upholstered some chairs with the overground moquette. They look amazing

    nyrath, to random
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    ajlanes,

    @nyrath This is because AI animators have seven fingers on each hand

    jwz, to random
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    Today in "Daylight Savings Chaos Monkey"

    If you have backups but you have never tried to restore them, you do not have backups. This is true.

    I made a MySQL oopsie, and tried to restore a table from my voluminous backups of same, and was met...
    https://jwz.org/b/ykM4

    ajlanes,

    @rkbw @VoquiLeibbrandt
    @simontatham has his tweak utility which is good for editing enormous files without eating all your ram

    girlonthenet, to random
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    @girlonthenet Lime green!

    goatsarah, to random

    2009: Harriet Harman is squeamish about trans women and so lets the Equality Act get drafted in a sloppy and ambiguous way.

    2010: The coalition government passes it and can’t be arsed to read the damned thing, despite trans people (and I was one of them) waving frantically at MPs and senior civil servants.

    A decade of dominoes fall…

    2025: “I know he was goosestepping past the water cooler yelling ‘Heil Hitler’, but the courts have decided that the Equality Act means we can’t fire him.”

    Guys, some of us tried. 🤷🏻‍♀️

    ajlanes,

    @goatsarah I thought EA was passed in washup before the election rather than under the coalition

    ajlanes,

    @aew360 @world Nope. All that can be done is to withhold money from them.

    hypolite, to random

    Oh no, it's the second time in a couple months a hacker took over all my devices and caught me masturbating to "highly controversial porn videos"! Thankfully it's only going to cost me US $1320 in cryptocurrency to an anonymous wallet to make the worry go away. 😌

    ajlanes,

    @goatsarah @hypolite Worse still, cheapskates.

    TechConnectify, to random
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    A dishwasher tip specifically for those of you in North America:

    Your dishwasher expects to be filled with hot water. If it takes more than 15 seconds for the water at your kitchen tap to get hot, your dishwasher may be washing with cold water for much of its cycle.

    If your dishwasher seems kinda meh, try running the kitchen tap until it's proper hot and steamy before you start a wash cycle. It may make a huge difference.

    ajlanes,

    @copperhead @Xantra At a guess only got 110V electricity so heating water takes geological time?

    tommyyum, to random
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    I heartily agree.

    ajlanes,

    @tommyyum @garius Bankrupt jilted showmen quiz convex fogey

    ajlanes,

    @tommyyum @garius Blame @simontatham who came up with it iirc to demonstrate how different shapes of glyphs sat alongside each other in different fonts

    ajlanes,

    @simontatham @garius Oh, does it not appear on Windows?

    ajlanes,

    @@kbin.social A history plaque and its additional explanatory text is surely exactly the historical context to mention things like medium?

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