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miss_s_b

@miss_s_b@witches.live

Senior Queer. Bi Chaos Gremlin.

Autistic. Arthritic. Boozy. Polyamorous. Mother. Pro Trans Rights. Proud Whovian (6). Cinephile (esp Horror). Atheist. Occultist. Foodie. Metalhead. Reluctant accepter of the label "goth".

Liberal (not in the USian sense) & member of the LibDems in the UK.

Often sweary. Tries to remember to use CWs, hashtags, & image descriptions but occasionally forgets.

https://toot.community/@ISIHAW's TimeLash correspondent.

Lives in #Yorkshire, with 3 other humans & 2 lurchers.

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miss_s_b, to random
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Lib Dem Conference Committee: fuelled by Trans Flag cookies

miss_s_b,
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@ajlanes they were genuinely yummy, Charley's partner Jude made them, subtly cardamom flavoured

miss_s_b, to random
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Definitely feeling the Kenergy this morning. Oppenheimer might have taken more statues, but the only thing anyone will remember from this year's Oscars is Ryan Gosling with his hand on Slash's shoulder and Doctor Who doing the cancan behind them

miss_s_b, to random
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They had Singin' In The Rain on at The Light today so I've been to see the best film about a bisexual throuple ever made on the big screen ☔ only thing missing was Tom Holland's Rihanna impression

miss_s_b, to random
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Happy mother's day to all my fellow maternal types <3

miss_s_b, to random
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Partner, reading news headlines:

The UK is the second most miserable place in the world, after Uzbekistan. We can't come first at ANYTHING, can we?

miss_s_b, to random
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Mood.

miss_s_b, to pokemon
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🎶 ... and then I saw her face
Now I'm

miss_s_b,
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(alt text in this case not just useful for blind people but also bewildered Monkees fans)

miss_s_b,
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@VoxofGod nope, specific pokemon

miss_s_b,
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@DoranOfTheNorth I typed it in! The name of the pokemon is Arboliva

miss_s_b, to random
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All those of you boosting and liking toots with pictures Ridley have never smelled his farts.

Good lord.

lorddimwit, to infosec
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9yo brought some friends home from school, one of them texted another and then a dad I’d never met showed up with his daughter (whom I’d also never met) and dropped the daughter off to also play.

9yo explained that I work from home catching hackers and also that I have THREE staplers in my office.

I was a little embarrassed/unprepared to meet someone since I was just wearing an old t-shirt and plaid pajama pants but, to be fair I work from home and have three staplers.

miss_s_b,
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@lorddimwit tell me more about the staplers

miss_s_b, to random
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The 1962 """remake"""**** of The Cabinet Of Dr Caligari really is the most godawful pile of specious tedious plotless bollocks, isn't it?

I mean I'm an hour and a quarter into it and absolutely nothing has happened except that I've discovered where Trent Reznor got that incongruous sample he uses on his otherwise excellent cover of Queen's Get Down Make Love

miss_s_b,
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They didn't even have yoga piss lady in the adverts, but the vastly less amusing concert piss lady :(

I am disappoint.

miss_s_b,
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Well that's two hours of my life I won't get back.

If you're looking for a reason to watch this film: you won't get one here. Avoid.

miss_s_b,
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@Morgan funny you should say that

miss_s_b,
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@Morgan indeed

webuiltthiscity, to animals
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Today's and blog post: Princess Comet (2024) 🐕❤️
https://rocketsnacks.tumblr.com/post/744417382975635456

miss_s_b,
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@webuiltthiscity presenting Mr Ridley in travel mode on the train.

miss_s_b,
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@webuiltthiscity he is a very good boy, and he loves going on the train

miss_s_b,
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@RichieRich we call that one Pretzel. To be contrasted with Croissant, Broken Lurcher, and also Stretching Out And Taking Up All The Room Caninely Possible @webuiltthiscity

miss_s_b, (edited ) to Batman
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Which is the best movie?

miss_s_b, to random
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Manchester United implies the existence of Manchester Uncoordinated. In this essay I will...

miss_s_b, to random
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Oooooooo Ladykillers on @BBCRadio4 :)

That's cheered me up :)

miss_s_b, to random
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Helpy people giving unsolicited advice when you just want to have a whinge is mildly irritating.

Them getting all butthurt when their unsolicited advice is not met with joy unbounded and profuse thanks is just EXHAUSTING.

You don't know me. You don't know my circumstances, or what I already do or don't do. How are you surprised that your unsolicited advice doesn't apply to my situation? It's basically inevitable.

Please, altruistic people, I know you mean well, but please, only give solicited advice. Please.

miss_s_b,
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I am a recovering unsolicited advice giver myself. I like helping people. I still sometimes fuck up.

But honestly, it feels so much better when you know your advice is wanted than it does to piss people off.

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