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moira

@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net

She/her :blobcatheartlesbian: ex-software dev now writing words for money, fun, and/or survival. I like new people but may be too busy to follow back.

Republicans have campaigned on killing me and mine my whole life, so "Democrats are just as bad" crap gets a fuck off and an unfollow.

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yell louder, that always helps

moira, to random
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Huh, I guess it was an elevator.

moira, to random
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the greatest earthquake ever known?

moira,
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are we gonna see a dad and two kids falling up a waterfall the other way?

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wait, never forget? I thought she was supposed to forget. I thought that was kind of important, right? about the city.

moira, to random
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"Your dedication is admirable, but your intent is stupid."

moira, to random
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otto, this is just pathetic. and i say that as an enemy.

moira, to random
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It's an ELEVATOR?!

moira, to random
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but does it go to metaluna? can it lay a highway at the rate of eighty miles a minute?

moira, to random
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their guard muppet also does not approve

moira, to random
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They can replace you - but first, they must DESTROY!

moira, to random
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moira, to random
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munkey just want to eat giant ants and grubs!

moira, to random
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ha HAAAAAAAAAAAAA MUNKEY MASK

moira,
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WINTON DOES NOT APPROVE

moira, to random
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juuuuust sit right back and you'll hear a tale

moira,
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a tale of a fateful trip
that started from icelandic gaves
aboard this tiny ship

moira,
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the mate was a shitty prussian man
the skipper was a tool
three passengers set sail that day
at the hands of a fool

(the hands of a fool)

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WOAH ROMULAN ATTACK

moira,
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Not expecting Romulans in this movie okay

moira, to random
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'just run around in very small circles and yell a lot' - the director, apparently

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do you like turtles?

moira, to random
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oh they got the set level again, nice job team

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Are you really gonna tell me that whatever species that is survived that long without evolving aggression and territorial displays that minimize harm to them so they don't just all kill each other off? 🙄

moira,
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@jonny @lytta and they're

R-selected every oooo-o-o-o-one
R-selected they're breedin' 'em by the tonne!

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We've got to get out of here, give me your rifle?

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