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Lana, to random
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What Your Piano Says About You: A Thread

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You don't play the piano and you don't know anyone who does. What you do have is money. Lots of it. You are either a doctor or a lawyer by profession. The piano is likely placed in a prominent location in your expansive house, such as tucked under the stairs, where the sound can be muffled, or next to a bay window, where it can echo weirdly off the glass. The lid of your grand piano is always closed. There are photographs of you and your wife and kids arranged tastefully on the top and a soft accent lamp on the left hand side of the music desk which absolutely will not illuminate any part of the music adequately.

moira,

@Lana Here, can I offer you one?

: You fucking hate keyboards but go ahead, what else are you gonna use for midi input, a tablet? Oh no, no no no. That hell comes later.

( xD )

moira, to 3DPrinting

AMAZING FACTS

Your homebrew filament dryer can also be used to dehydrate food if you didn’t homebrew it too much!

( xD )

(I want to make a particular kind of spinach feta bread but I have to dry a bunch of spinach first ^_^ )

moira,

@jigmedatse It's a good secondary use!

They should make devices for drying food, I'm sure there'd be a market.

regehr, to random
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my parents have some beekeeper neighbors and a colony escaped and found a home at my folks’ mailbox!!!

moira,

@regehr jeez i've had people mail me bees a few times before but it's only been one at a time

never had a whole hive arrive like that

dang

kcarr2015, to random
@kcarr2015@mstdn.social avatar

Weren't they supposed to travel to the center of the Earth which is 6000 km from the surface?

I doubt they travelled more than 2 km down. 🤔

moira,

@kcarr2015 we know they made it over 1.6km because that fake-sky underground ocean had a ceiling > 1 mile up so

ranjit, to random
@ranjit@friend.camp avatar
moira,

@ranjit also the mysterons

Zerofactorial, to random
@Zerofactorial@noc.social avatar

And inside the metal box: a half pound of ham #monsterdon

moira,

@Zerofactorial SPAM. As in HAM FROM THE FUTURE.

moira,

@Zerofactorial for this grade of movie i am going to say yes. definitely yes.

jgamble, to random
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Comparing the Wells adaption to the Verne adaption, I have to give the edge to Wells.

But my sample space is 2, so more research is necessary.

moira,

@flowerpot @jgamble wait something happened in this movie?

lytta, to random
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They aren't biological clones, they're time clones. He's either doing short loops through time for work efficiency, or he's making some sort of time paradox clones. Or he made them by accident trying to get 'home' to his time.

moira,

@lytta yeah i was thinking they're all little time loop selves, some rick and morty shit without the morty or the humour

moira, to random

the greatest earthquake ever known?

moira,

are we gonna see a dad and two kids falling up a waterfall the other way?

moira, to random

ha HAAAAAAAAAAAAA MUNKEY MASK

moira,

WINTON DOES NOT APPROVE

moira, to random

juuuuust sit right back and you'll hear a tale

moira, (edited )

a tale of a fateful trip
that started from icelandic caves
aboard this tiny ship

moira,

the mate was a shitty prussian man
the skipper was a tool
three passengers set sail that day
at the hands of a fool

(the hands of a fool)

moira, to random

WOAH ROMULAN ATTACK

moira,

Not expecting Romulans in this movie okay

lytta, to random
@lytta@hachyderm.io avatar

Are you really gonna tell me that whatever species that is survived that long without evolving aggression and territorial displays that minimize harm to them so they don't just all kill each other off? 🙄

moira,

@jonny @lytta and they're

R-selected every oooo-o-o-o-one
R-selected they're breedin' 'em by the tonne!

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