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mudboot, to random
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havent seen the neighbor's donkey in over a month. miss him dearly. we had a routine of a chat and pets morning and night. today while on the property i was just watching the sun go down and imitated some bird calls. The donkey came RUNNING and we caught up. He kept rubbing his nose against my arm and we just listened to the quiet air and the shuffling of bushes. lovely time

mudboot, to random
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I wish the shrimp would take over my boss' brain

tantramar,
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mudboot, to random
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what new name could you call your job that could also be the name of a sex tape?
mine is called "visiting package land"

kyleejohnson,
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@mudboot “enabling membership in the mile high club” (I work at an airport)

mudboot, to random
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oh you like energy? name every ATP conversion

mudboot, to random
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the worm in my brain made me buy a hoodie in the summer

kyleejohnson,
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@mudboot I think it’s really important to have hoodies for every season. I support your brain worm in that decision.

mudboot, to random
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me to the home depot employee: um hi. I wanna make a teepee...fooor...an ummm..adult sized child

mudboot, to random
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saying goodbye to this sweet boy tomorrow.

tantramar,
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@mudboot No! 💔

mudboot, to random
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my brain: YEA YEA YEA send the text. it's a good idea

narrator: it was not a good idea

mudboot, to random
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im such a dingus. an anxious dumb dingus

tantramar,
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@mudboot you contain multitudes. dingi.

the_etrain,
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@mudboot
But also a cute dingus

mudboot, to random
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Oo. my favorite quote for the day

"-the desire for certain pleasures is a part of my pain."
Khalil Gibran

the_etrain,
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@mudboot
Truth.

mudboot, to random
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its the weekend my friends. my glowing goblins. my coffee queens. my bulgogi meatless beef

mudboot, to random
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I am horrified by the fact that even though Im the one who is going to be quitting to find better for myself, my reputation here will likely be destroyed because I chose not to conform to my new boss' cultural mindset.
The corporate monkey wins this round but i have the final fucking laugh as they try to succeed without me in the upcoming busiest month for the organization

mudboot,
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"Train this person"
"Pick a department to now work in as well as your current job"
"Start keeping a daily diary on top of your tasks"
how about you
eat a dick
And say a prayer.
Cause ur gonna need jesus when im fuckin done with you

18+ tantramar,
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@mudboot solid energy, right here. 😎👍

mudboot, to random
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youve heard of "good morning."
let me introduce to you "dear god afternoon"

mudboot, to random
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I had a dream that someone took me to an octopus restaurant but didnt tell me until we walked into the dining area. And they said, "this is an octopus restaurant" and even in my shocked state, I immediately located the kitchen doors, ran in, found the octopus tank, stuck both my arms in, they latched on, rescued every octopus i could manage, and ran.
And i'd do it again too

zalasur,
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@mudboot Somewhere out there in the indescribable aether there are a bunch of dream octopodes who owe you their lives.

mudboot, to random
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working outside is rewarding but physically preparing for a forty degree difference from the start to the end of your day is exhausting

mudboot,
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@zalasur it can be fun though! Being prepared. But being lazy or making the wrong choice has such a direct effect on your body haha

zalasur,
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@mudboot "I don't think I need a jacket today" always led to problems later that day. Every time.

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