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mudboot

@mudboot@beige.party

in the u.s.
trying my best to paint n' go vegan
creative writing about my life

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my brain: YEA YEA YEA send the text. it's a good idea

narrator: it was not a good idea

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im such a dingus. an anxious dumb dingus

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@the_etrain :blobcat_awauu:

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Oo. my favorite quote for the day

"-the desire for certain pleasures is a part of my pain."
Khalil Gibran

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its the weekend my friends. my glowing goblins. my coffee queens. my bulgogi meatless beef

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I am horrified by the fact that even though Im the one who is going to be quitting to find better for myself, my reputation here will likely be destroyed because I chose not to conform to my new boss' cultural mindset.
The corporate monkey wins this round but i have the final fucking laugh as they try to succeed without me in the upcoming busiest month for the organization

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"Train this person"
"Pick a department to now work in as well as your current job"
"Start keeping a daily diary on top of your tasks"
how about you
eat a dick
And say a prayer.
Cause ur gonna need jesus when im fuckin done with you

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youve heard of "good morning."
let me introduce to you "dear god afternoon"

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I had a dream that someone took me to an octopus restaurant but didnt tell me until we walked into the dining area. And they said, "this is an octopus restaurant" and even in my shocked state, I immediately located the kitchen doors, ran in, found the octopus tank, stuck both my arms in, they latched on, rescued every octopus i could manage, and ran.
And i'd do it again too

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working outside is rewarding but physically preparing for a forty degree difference from the start to the end of your day is exhausting

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@zalasur it can be fun though! Being prepared. But being lazy or making the wrong choice has such a direct effect on your body haha

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havent been painting cause of a shoulder tear but tonight i am going to class to try and paint little things since its the last week of class. Missed 90% of this semester.

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today i felt so gentle with myself. and it was really refreshing. I wonder if this is what a lack of anxiety feels like

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browsing mastodon
ok time to find a new source of entertainment
closes mastodon
opens mastodon

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discord can go fuck itself

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Happy Friday. Heres my dog and me hoping that if you are also burdened by a job, that it also gets swept away by dragons today

mudboot,
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@tantramar lol darn. Fair. I hope you get lots of days off ;)

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while trying to find something online i came across this

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tortured. he was absolutely tortured.

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I wish i was a weregoose where i could unleash goose fuckery on my work place but ppl would be like "its not like she can help it"

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oh you like sushi? name every rice

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i hope that i bring something to the table for your time lime

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cancelled therapy.
decided to get piercings instead

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A big ass lizard just ran right up to me and looked at me holding a sandwich like "u gonna eat dat?"

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friend of mine said we never grew out the preschool schedule because it was the last time the system cared about our wellbeing

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Aka we want naps and to cry

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