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natty

@natty@astolfo.social

A plural system of creatures, usually in a lesbian foxgirl-shaped trenchcoat. Software nerd from the Czech Republic, living in Poland with @lunareclipse.

We mostly write Rust, but also delve into a bunch of surface-level interests thanks to being AuDHD: Sometimes we do web dev, draw, and rarely get into game dev, graphics, and astronomy. Bad at math

We're polyamorous but very bad at it, please do not make unprompted affectionate advances towards us if we don't know you well

We're the maid for the Astolfo.social and Awawa.gay Fedi instances. DM us here or on Matrix to reach out.

Give it headpats ➡️ ​:neofox_floof:​

Our well-known members have their own accounts:
Eli (she/her, ​:neocat_flag_demiace:​) -- @eli
Pola Vega (she/it, ​:neofox_flag_trans:​) -- @angelfox
Alya (she/it/they, ​:neofox_flag_nb:​) -- @solareclipse
Sky (it/its; ​:neofox_vr:​) -- @lucienne

We have a lewd alt at @vega, we accept only requests from close mutuals on that account.

Some totally serious testimonials from our mutuals:
"holds you gently like a hamburger" -- 💜@lunareclipse 💖
"I don't know if you're a threat to humanity or a genius or both" -- @rq
"kindly, what the fuck" -- @kaitlynethylia
"who are you and what have you done with rustacean nyatty ​:neofox_knife:​" -- @starshine

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

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I find it ironic that at this rate DuckDuckGo probably feeds user data in more places than Google ​:neofox_woozy:​

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Qt was designed around C++98 and it's really starting to show huh

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Okay that should be done, the WebFinger flow should now respect host meta and the domain delegation thingy

Sadly we have no use for it without any of the parts of federation ​:neofox_think_woozy:​

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Finally bit the bullet and hosts in Magnetar also get typestated

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Happy trans day of headpatting foxes

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https://tonsky.me/blog/js-bloat/

I hate the software industry

natty,
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@volpeon @green Actually, that might be wrong since Misskey loads JavaScript chunks on demand, and there are 700-ish JS and CSS chunks

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Wow, 2600 notes. I really do like it here.

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@catty @ChloeCat The posting disease is terminal

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Why do ice cream sticks always taste so funny

No other wood smells or tastes like this

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Hashtag girls hashtag kissing

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The ​:neofox_floof:​ of Floof has awoken!

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Installing system updates

Please do not power off your robotgirl

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I should take a break from everything and go bake something ​:neofox_melt_happy:​

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"Sir, the Fedi cats are DDoSing themvelves"

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Probably gonna use this as the default backdrop for the Magnetar landing page until we produce something cleaner ​:neofox_floof:​

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The "I never have enough storage containers" autism

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[it's actually ADHD]

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{f.ɑ} this is probably a common take but convenience just absolutely killed enjoying things. having the ability to listen to any music in the world, or play any game I want, just…kinda kills it for me? there’s something kind of nice and comforting in just…not having everything ever. I’m feeling this a lot with music where I know I’d probably be happier building a collection that I just treasure forever but the idea of not having a streaming service at the ready gives me like…a weird sense of anxiety?

I dunno. choice paralysis is a bitch and it really sucks. I think a limitless selection of everything you could ever possibly want to watch or play or listen to just makes everything a lot less special, and makes it harder to form a genuine connection with things. it blows

anyways. build a local music collection, pirate your movies. build your own library, fuck streaming

natty,
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@oracle I agree but for a totally different reason

Convenience is distilled of any creativity whatsoever and brains get unhappy if they don't spend at least some time being creative

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@oracle Dopamine was meant to serve as a reward for problem-solving, and it's hard to feel rewarded without solving any problem

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This post is not compatible with the vision of our investors, it will be deleted in 24 hours

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This is who you are wrenching if you react with 🔧

Think twice before bullying fedi foxes ​:neofox_pout:​

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​:neofox_floof:​ 💭 I should live on Enceladus

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What is going ON ​:neofox_scream:​

The Bluesky logo, a blue butterfly

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What the fuck Redis

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