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natty

@natty@astolfo.social

Software nerd from the Czech Republic, sometimes a witch. Transbian with ADHD. Kinda Rusty. Housekeeping astolfo.social. Foxes are cute.

We're actually 4+ creatures in a trenchcoat: Eli (she/her, ​:neofox_lesbian:​ ​:neocat_flag_demiace:​) has separate account at @eli, Pola Vega (she/it, ​:neofox_lesbian:​ ​:neofox_flag_trans:​) has @angelfox, and Alya Tierra (she/it/they, ​:neofox_flag_pan:​ ​:neofox_flag_nb:​) is at @solareclipse, Sky (it/its; ​:neofox_vr:​ ​:neofox_flag_lesbian:​) has @lucienne.

We have alts at @vega (lewd alt, accepting mutuals from main) and @natty (darker alt, accepting only closer mutuals).

"holds you gently like a hamburger" -- 💜@lunareclipse 💖
"I don't know if you're a threat to humanity or a genius or both" -- @rq
"kindly, what the fuck" -- @kaitlynethylia
"who are you and what have you done with rustacean nyatty ​:neofox_knife:​" -- @starshine

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​:neofox_up:​ If only we brushed our teeth when we still had executive function

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We've done nothing except hyperfocus on cooking in the evening ​:neofox_woozy:​

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Any fox after 1993 can't wander around forests, all they know is use blender, install debian, sleep so much and Linux

RE: https://yiff.life/users/koko/statuses/112030348920093039

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Me

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Wait are you telling me there is not just cryptographic salt, but also cryptographic pepper

Where the cryptographic MSG at

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"When specified, the element won't be rendered until it becomes shown, [...]"

​:neofox_laptop:​ what

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New activitypub spec that just federates screaming

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@erincandescent @gavi Can the void scream back?

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@erincandescent @T0xF03AE @gavi Yeah we still didn't implement that

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@erincandescent @gavi @T0xF03AE I was actually thinking how to implement this and if it should simply try to work with both handles the other day

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7 meter fox plushie

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This robot girl would like to access cookies on this device

✅ Accept ❌ Decline

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She claimed my new mattress ​:neofox_pout:​

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Bedtime story as a child: "Dragons and princesses"

Bedtime stories now: "...and that's how they got a buffer overflow at line 253, got a bug bounty and lived happily ever after"

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Remember when Facebook was good?

Neither do I ​:neofox_woozy:​

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Do programming languages ultimately just differ by how much preprocessing you need to do to make it usable

(this is a joke post ​:neofox_woozy:​)

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How long do you think until the new ones figure out the horrors of Misskey ​:neofox_floof_angel:​

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working on our fedi server is getting out of hand

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"Don't worry I don't bite"

runs away faster

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We should currently mute notifications, because we get like 5-10 a minute

However, dopamine,

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we're for once funny and we're instantly flooded in notifications ​:neofox_googly_shocked:​

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New folks,

You don't need to obscure funny words to "avoid the algorithm"

There is no algorithm, and it harms people who don't wanna see that thing and mute certain keywords

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paws your post

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Ever so autistic you hyperfocus on settings?

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DOJ

Department of Orange Juice? ​:neocat_pleading:​

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