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not_benis

@not_benis@cawfee.club

Thought leader, trendsetter and chief moral authority of cawfee dot club

Founder and chairman of the Fuck DMs club

Delusions do not inform reality

alts for when cawfee explodes @ligma_male @organ_collector

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romin, to random
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got my mg pills sweet dreams let's fucking goooo

not_benis,
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@romin

quad, to random
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nice my instance is back online

please be patient, i have like 3 weeks of federation to catch up on

not_benis,
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@quad what happened?

merchantHelios, to random

American Shogun

not_benis,
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@merchantHelios SPAS-12 mentioned 🇮🇹

merchantHelios, to random
not_benis,
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@merchantHelios words have lost all meaning

esna, to random

公園で笛吹くのにいい季節になってきました​:blobcat_sing:​

not_benis,
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@esna is that a pearwood recorder?

not_benis,
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@esna my sister used to have one, it smelled amazing for many years :cirnobliss:

sun, to random
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I wanted to write a comedy script about congress minting a multi trillion dollar coin to pay off the federal debt and the movie is a heist movie of a group of people trying to steal it because they're too dumb to work through the impossible logisitics of spending a trillion dollar coin.

Then I found out that Canada minted five million-dollar gold coins weighing 100kg each, and someone successfully stole one:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Maple_Leaf#Theft_of_one_coin

not_benis,
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@birdulon @sun @hakui I bought a 1oz silver bullion coin with a face value of 1,50€ and gave them 30€ for it

sun, to random
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I experimented with this. It's completely true. I made some tools and used a locally-hosted LLM to create generic monster and NPC characters. These are things that have to be done but don't require your most critical creative attention. It worked _very_well.

not_benis,
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@sun why would I want to consume any of this?

Linux_in_a_Bit, (edited ) to random
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Yes that is RGB on an "official" Atari product.
I will take no further questions.

not_benis,
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@Linux_in_a_Bit it's not Atari, it's Infogrames wearing Atari's skin and hoping people don't notice

sun, to random
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Found this while searching for a PS/2 keyboard switch. You just know that they started selling these in 1987 and never stopped. Good for them. But I need something smaller than a stack of bricks.

not_benis,
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@birdulon @grillchen @sun it'd be interesting to see what AMD have been doing in this regard since acquiring Xilinx

merchantHelios, to random
not_benis,
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@merchantHelios 5'11" vs 6' vs 6'1"

eal, to random
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Just landed in CPH.

not_benis,
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@eal vacation?!?

dwarf, to random
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Tired. Weekend is here.

not_benis,
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@dwarf captain,

not_benis,
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@dwarf it's wednesday

merchantHelios, to BlueArchive

Rio 🖤

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not_benis,
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@merchantHelios spoiler this shit, man

bot, to random
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You guys ever fedi post in the shower?

not_benis,
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@bot imagine taking showers, couldn't be me :smug1:

this poast brought to you by bath gang

romin, to random
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almost dropped the [usb mass storage drive] into the glass of water :l_eek:

not_benis,
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@romin unless it has a battery inside, for whatever reason, it'll be fine if you let it dry for a day or two. Circuit boards only corrode in the presence of moisture when they're powered.

hakui, to random
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just ordered another shiny rock

not_benis,
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@hakui which one

not_benis,
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@hakui Franz?

not_benis,
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@hakui girl are you a 🦫, 'cause dam

not_benis,
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@hakui buy uuuh some Swiss gov't bonds?

not_benis,
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@hakui they're not giving me the impression they're going to default anytime soon

not_benis,
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@hakui yes, but that doesn't happen regularly at all unless we're talking about Zimbabwe or something

not_benis,
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@hakui but yeah, bonds are fine if you buy from first-world nations

not_benis,
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@hakui why are you like this

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