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patrickworld, to random
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Just got back from my son’s high school concert and there was a kid sitting in front of us who was maybe 5. He got his mom’s phone and filmed the entire thing. Dear reader I would pay to see the chaotic mess of clips that are filling that woman’s iPhone 😅

patrickworld, to random
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CarPlay show me the lyrics while I’m driving you cowards

patrickworld, to random
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Me, getting dressed this morning, knowing I don't have to go into the office

patrickworld, to random
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My office is pretty chill with a lot of web designers and the like running around. There’s really no dress code, except for tons of tattoos, lots of beards, wallets with chains etc. the guys as well

Snowshadow,
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@patrickworld
Sounds like it. that is what makes the world interesting, eh.😀

patrickworld,
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patrickworld, to random
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Back in the office today

patrickworld, to random
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putting out the trash

🎶’oh ho ho it’s maggots/you know/it’s hot so the garbage is gross/it’s maggots/it’s true/I think that I’m going to puke’ 🤢

patrickworld, (edited ) to random
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Suing because someone used my voice for one of those self checkout things without my knowledge. Although, it is pretty funny to hear me go ‘now take your shit and get outta here’

patrickworld, to random
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Neil deGrasse Tyson explaining the universe and mans place in it

🤝

My son explaining a game in Roblox to me in great detail

serpicojam,
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patrickworld, to random
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What kind of dog is this?

A raccoon eating under a table

patrickworld, to random
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confidently strolling into a television studio wearing a headset that contains the worlds first driverless toothbrush

‘Hello sharks’

Im Out Shark Tank GIF by ABC Network

patrickworld, to HashtagGames
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patrickworld, to random
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Wish I knew this company existed before I signed up with Hedges Under Duress 🤷🏾‍♂️

patrickworld, to random
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Wall-E reboot coming along

thomas_klopf,
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@patrickworld is that a speed camera ?

patrickworld,
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@thomas_klopf heck the description 🙂

patrickworld, to random
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🎶’when you know the notes to sing/you can shut the fuck up’

patrickworld, to random
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confidently strolling into a television studio wearing homemade Crocs with Bluetooth speakers built in

‘Hello sharks’

shark tank GIF by ABC Network

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