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grrrr_shark

@grrrr_shark@supervolcano.angryshark.eu

Was once grrrr_shark on Twitter. Now not.

Has 'the dubious honour of having been mansplained to by the Swiss public broadcast company' - https://mastodon.green/@altitis

Nerdgirl. Software engineer, recovering privacy researcher, sometime linguist and writer (fantasy, romance).

Some topics and interests: #gaming (especially #DragonAge), #science, #privacy, #SocialJustice, #ADHD (that's me, so expect rants!), #autism.

Cishet. LGBTQIA+-friendly.

Not your mother.

#TeamFangirls (She/her)

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grrrr_shark, to random
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One of the things I ask myself before approving or rejecting your follow request is "are you safe?"

Are you likely to try to hurt me, mine, or other people?

Are you likely to scream at me?

Are YOU hurting so much from something that my opinions will hurt you, even if they are rational?

Are you in a place where you demand a great deal of empathy that I am not in a place to give because of my own circumstances at the moment?

I have never refused a follow because of race, gender, sexuality, religion, nationality, education, number of orange cats in your household, or wrong opinions on pineapple pizza. I generally refuse because of ME.

It's not a commentary on you. You might not be safe because you are going through some shit, or I am.
Or because you're a bot follow (no thanks).

ErikUden, to random German
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Jan Böhmermann darf nicht mehr über Themen reden die mich persönlich beeinflussen, mein Zahnarzt wollte grad mit mir lästern das seine Show über Zahnreinigungen „schlecht recherchiert” war (währenddessen Ich eine Zahnreinigung bekommen habe) und Ich soll „mal mit Jan drüber reden” 😭😭😭

Bitte. Nicht auch noch das gleiche mit meinem Hausarzt.

grrrr_shark,
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@ErikUden Germany can be such a small town sometimes, in spite of its size. XD

grrrr_shark, to random
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My cats seem confused to find I have bones in my torso and that I am not some kind of weird, eternally pregnant mother cat made exclusively for squishy biscuit-making.

xinicit, to random
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I feel like developmental experts gave me a lot of false expectations regarding object permanence.

grrrr_shark,
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@xinicit welcome to the ADHD hovel. Come in, clear yourself a seat while we can still find the cookies.

Melissabeartrix, to random
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I've cancelled all my appointments today ... I'm not feeling well ... Pout ... Feeling like I have disappointed people ... Hugz

Hugz & xXx

grrrr_shark,
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@Melissabeartrix relax and get well ♥️

grrrr_shark, to random
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Lungs making creaky noises right now, FFS.

MissingThePt, to random
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Can we all agree that the worst thing to encounter in the woods is a man riding a bear.

grrrr_shark,
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@MissingThePt a bear riding a man, tho...

xinicit, to random
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It’s rough being attracted to women who look good in glasses because I know I look better when they’re not wearing them.

grrrr_shark,
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@xinicit nah, when you need glasses, nothing looks better without them 😉

grrrr_shark,
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@xinicit I did not mean that the way it sounded!!! Oof.

I just meant that I personally always prefer what I can see to what I cannot.

Hangs antlers in shame

grrrr_shark, to random
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WHY did I not go out and get some Nyquil?

WHYYYYYYY?

xinicit, to random
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(To the tune of “Fuck The Pain Away”)

Kitty cats! Hurray!

grrrr_shark,
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@xinicit wait wait, hold up, what's this song?

grrrr_shark,
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@xinicit when I am coherent enough to listen to the original I will find it and then surely appreciate your cleverness. But still hung up on the original for now 🤣

grrrr_shark, to random
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Ok. Next on the agenda is some chicken broth, and then some ginger tea.

grrrr_shark,
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Operation "Float My Eyeballs Before Bed"

grrrr_shark, to random
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Also, drowning/choking to death in my sleep while not being able to move (I have sleep paralysis problems) is pretty much my biggest fear, so good times right now.

StillIRise1963, to random
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Fascists definitely won’t give one shit about the concentration of lead in your water.

grrrr_shark,
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@StillIRise1963 they'll give negative shits and rejoice about it.

grrrr_shark, to random
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I have no idea how my lungs can produce THIS MUCH CRAP.

grrrr_shark,
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Before anyone screams "it's COVID!!!!" - always possible, but not as likely as you'd think. I'm pretty much in the optimal effectiveness space of my last booster, and I am sick enough that I would have expected the RAT to show something.

(When my daughter was similarly ill, that fucker was red the moment it touched the line.)

But of course, I AM very vaccinated, I am an (on paper former for US insurance reasons) asthmatic, and viruses mutate, so it's no guarantee. I could have a low viral load and still have disproportionate respiratory responses because my body would really like to kill me. Or save me. Can never tell.

So I am home for the duration because I give a fuck about other people, COVID or not, and I am masking for folks that have to be around me here.

grrrr_shark,
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Who brings me back to fluids. Because my body thinks diverting them to my nose and chest is a great idea, and I don't want to go to the hospital for hydration.

grrrr_shark,
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@danielaKay THAT. Exactly. Like, there is not enough of anything in me to make that much.

grrrr_shark, to random
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I SHOULD go drink some protein ayran.

I WANT to go have some gazpacho :(

grrrr_shark, to random
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Whee. Grocery order is arriving, so there go my spoons for the evening 🤣

autolycos, to random
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My wife is telling me it's gauche to mix country and brown gravy on chicken fried steak and I don't even know who I married anymore

grrrr_shark,
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@autolycos all the gravies! ALL!

grrrr_shark,
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@autolycos AS IT SHOULD BE

grrrr_shark, to random
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LB: The Hamburg government is proposing a mask ban for schoolchildren.

We knew this day was coming.

grrrr_shark,
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@airadam yes, definitely.

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