pensivepangolin

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pensivepangolin,

What? I’m American and everyone I know owns one.

pensivepangolin,

Wait…donkeys have human titties now? Is that elephant packing human naughty bits under that suit?

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pensivepangolin,

The bottom right, for sure!

pensivepangolin,

Uh no Israel are the good guys. They told me so.

pensivepangolin,

“Why don’t kids play outside anymore?”

pensivepangolin,

Yep that’s exactly right. I’ve fixed the link in my original comment. Unfortunately I have no knowledge regarding the onion link.

pensivepangolin,

No no no no the Israeli military is the most incredible, most effective, best trained, most moral military in the world. They are super creative, innovative geniuses. How else would they have come to the conclusion that they could be more effective in their genocide efforts by bombing hospitals and refugee camps and then justify it by claiming they’re so scared and everyone looks like a scary terrorist?

Hopefully, my sarcasm drips off of every phrase.

pensivepangolin,

But the ones on the right cannot be resoled and will have to be discarded after maybe two years of frequent use. The ones on the left, with a bit of care, will last decades.

pensivepangolin,

“Young Americans are upset that the economy is tanking and stacked to exploit them for their masters’ benefit as their planet boils in real time for the rest of their lives.”

Wow, yeah, that’s so hard to understand! Who would have guessed that would result in cynicism regarding capitalism? Shocking!

pensivepangolin,

I don’t know if I could get it on while watching Wormtongue

pensivepangolin,

Ubuntu but with an Arch wallpaper? You madman

pensivepangolin,

You’re telling me I’ve missed the fact that this came out for two years? Wow, I’m more oblivious than I realized

pensivepangolin,

You know, this will sound dumb, but that hadn’t occurred to me! Any good Celtic Frost album to start with? Otherwise I’ll probably rip through them chronologically this weekend!

pensivepangolin,

Yeah people this dumb either think it’s a good thing and revel in it or are incapable of forming the thought/reaching the level of self-awareness that allows them to think “maybe I’m stupid.”

pensivepangolin,

Yes! Strap me to the millstone!

pensivepangolin,

Wait. You mean to tell me that giving kids terrible educations…makes them more susceptible to being stupid assholes?

The longer I'm stuck in this world the more I understand why villains in movies want to destroy it.

It’s been almost 8 months since I graduated Uni. No one wants to hire a student with no experience. Been living in my parents basement for all that time. Been working nearly every single day trying to better myself for a job to no avail. Been drowning in debt for nearly 10 years. Mom hasn’t been able to work due to health...

pensivepangolin,

learn to swim!

pensivepangolin,

Hey man, (or lady, or whatever,) I won’t lie to you or try give you life tips because I’m sure you’re up to your eyes with that. But I will say: life is a bitch. It really just is a bitch. That being said, I’d argue there are still good people in the world, but they’re hard to find because being nice is very often not rewarded in modern consumer societies; hell, sometimes it’s even tacitly punished.

I know this probably doesn’t really help, but for what it’s worth, I’ve been in a similar situation…just minus the parental health problems (knock on wood). So while I can’t fully get it, I do to some extent. And if I can get through it, so can you because frankly, I am an idiot.

Sending you love; I hope things can turn around for you soon.

pensivepangolin,

I mean… “Hoof Hearted” was a real horse name. (Read it out loud)

pensivepangolin,

But spicy autocorrect is going to steal my job next month! Benzinga told me and my boss so; when he does fire me it totally won’t be a self fulfilling prophecy!

(Don’t worry, if this ages poorly I WILL delete this comment.)

pensivepangolin,

If I don’t have to waste 2.5 hours of my life every day commuting or spend money on gas for that dumbass commute, and I am subject to less pervasive monitoring by my employer… Why would I ever willingly go back?

pensivepangolin,

And the forced socialization/“were a family” activities! They rule! Really! I swear!

pensivepangolin,

And please don’t form a union!

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