purplecoww

purplecoww, 6 days ago to random

i know there's a trope that people get more conservative as they age, and it exists for a reason, but: my mom occupied buildings with sds when she was in college, and now she's in her 70s and dying of cancer and she told me she's sorry she cant march for palestine

she's also filled me in on which local acquaintances are homophobes and not invited to her celebration of life, lmaooo

purplecoww, 11 days ago to random

question for crafty friends: i want to get a small craft project kit that will give me something to do when i'm waiting at the cancer center / while my mom sleeps

however i am clueless and don't know which craft to choose. embroidery? cross stitch (what's even the difference, lol)? crochet? other??

it just needs to be very simple. for a dumb, tired person who is VERY bad at crafts. idc what i make, even, this is 100% about the process.

purplecoww, 12 days ago to random

#arMay day 28: i wanted to come up with an interesting answer, but i have to be honest, any bangtan setlist is my dream setlist. they could play rock paper scissors for three hours and i'd be happy if i was there to see it.

that said, if sope do huh?! live, i will evaporate (in a good way).

i also think jungkook should be allowed to perform that that.

purplecoww, 14 days ago to random

good news everybody, i found a new in box rj plushie on mercari, and the seller also offered a deal on a platinum hobi i needed ("needed"), so today is world 89,197, purplecoww 1

purplecoww, 26 days ago to random

god i am physically CRAVING an rj plushie right now. and phở gà.

once again: if seokjin were here my problems would be solved!!!!! at least these ones!!!!!!!!!!

purplecoww, 28 days ago to random

#arMay day 13: favorite bt21 character

i only own one piece of official merch (a mang keychain), and i want a huggable rj because the jinhit marketing strategy is very effective on me, but i listened to my heart and my heart said CHIMMY

i just love that jimin created this jolly little harmonica-playing puppy in a cheery yellow hoodie and then decided his backstory was that he'd been abandoned in a box in the winter.

purplecoww, 1 month ago to random

okokok by popular demand, let's experience this again, sorry not sorry for clogging the #ArMay tag

this is in fact the greatest bangtan bomb of all time. it has everything: teasing, suspense (will they pull it off?), bangtan loving and supporting each other unconditionally while continuing to tease, SOPE VOCALS, yoongi giggles, hoseok leg.

idk man. there's just something about sope. i'm pretty sure it's that they love each other so so much.

https://youtu.be/RlQB2WnWeco

purplecoww, 1 month ago to random

#ArMay day 6! kevin already posted my actual favorite bangtan bomb, so here are four runner-ups that i love with all my heart.

the last two, in particular, are proof that these doofuses had no concept of how important they, and their digital archives, would become.

dessert time: https://youtu.be/wR6E2ZSDZEc

professional photobomber jin: https://youtu.be/OfgFXC6AomI

jhope's push push dance: https://youtu.be/JBFVYYdANpo

jimin's sexy dance lesson: https://youtu.be/OfgFXC6AomI

purplecoww, 1 month ago to random

day 1 of #arMay, thanks @brie!

my first memory of bts is a conversation with someone who was describing their ptd:la experience. it sounded so special, and unlike anything else i'd ever heard about. i went home, typed "bts live performance" into youtube search, bumbled my way through dozens of fancams and dance practices, and then asked myself that fateful question: "what are their names?"

purplecoww, 1 month ago to random

much as i am not looking forward to spending the next 10.5 hours in transit, and as much as everything is still shit re my mom's cancer, at least i get to go home for a little while, and i have my emotional support hobi to keep me company. nyc here we come ☺️

purplecoww, 1 month ago to random

as much as i dislike rural/small town life, i have to admit, it is fun overhearing random conversations about goats again. (this lady's goat did not care for the new alfalfa sprouts she bought; apparently it was a very frustrating situation for all involved)

purplecoww, 1 month ago to random

i log on to twt for the first time in months, only to be greeted by this extremely problematic content. fucking hell log me out of the universe

https://x.com/jhopely_218/status/1778098115142152469

purplecoww, 2 months ago to random

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purplecoww, 2 months ago to random

just brushed my teeth, rinsed and spit, looked down and saw purple foam in the sink. spent a full 30 seconds trying to understand how i'd gotten so army that i spit purple.

then i remembered that the last thing i ate was a handful of blackberries.

purplecoww, 2 months ago to random

speaking of men in shorts, this photograph has more narrative heft than most best picture nominees. it's the movie wes anderson always thinks he's making. EGOT material.

purplecoww, 4 months ago to random

it's almost hobiuary and i still haven't decided what i'm gonna wear

purplecoww, 4 months ago to random

i had to go out in the rain so i decided to listen to on the street while i walked, and all of a sudden it was this perfect little sensory experience, just absolutely magical

purplecoww, 4 months ago to random

i stg dumb business people are saying 'ai' the way they said 'blog' in 2007 -- like it's some mystical computer incantation they can yell at the sky to make money rain

purplecoww, 4 months ago to random

how is there not a bts/bt21 branded rice cooker

purplecoww, 4 months ago to random

i've spent the past five minutes ranking the members in the order in which i'd want to hug them (from most to least), here's what i got

1. jimin (i know he's shy but he'd do it for me and it would solve all my problems)
2. taehyung (confident hugger)
3. jungkook (just have to entertain him a bit so he doesn't feel shy)
4. namjoon (risk of getting crushed)
5. yoongi (i'd worry he'd feel uncomfortable?)
6. seokjin (i know he'd feel uncomfortable)
7. hobi (i don't want to die)

purplecoww, 4 months ago to random

i haven't even watched the new suchwita and i'm already emo thinking about how much time he spent pre-taping these for us. not because he had to. because he wanted to. because he loves us, his silly floppy open-mouthed screaming puppet friends

purplecoww, 5 months ago to random

i have actual things to do but i'm sitting here debating myself re: who would be the jeff goldblum character in a jurassic park au* -- seokjin seems the obvious choice, but i'm leaning taehyung?

*and i’m not even writing a jurassic park au

purplecoww, 5 months ago to random

i tried listening to some army podcasts, but i couldn't get into them for one reason or another. then i realized i already have a reliable source of bts chitchat, emoting and japery right here, so then i thought "it's like a text podcast" and then i thought "oh wait no that's a blog," and then i felt ancient. anyway once again i am grateful for this community!

purplecoww, 6 months ago to random

i have spent the past half hour replacing all the huhs in hobi's verse with random hobi sound effects, and yes, there were other things i was supposed to be doing WHAT OF IT

purplecoww, 7 months ago to random

the sock discourse has reminded me that i need new socks. i will probably end up going to uniqlo like i always do, but i am so tempted by these namjoon coded beauts. namjoon buy these socks please and get a pack for me too https://www.philiphuang.com/collections/socks/products/indigo-hand-dyed-socks-pack-of-3