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i sure didn't know what i was getting into, but i sure did get into it

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god i am physically CRAVING an rj plushie right now. and phở gà.

once again: if seokjin were here my problems would be solved!!!!! at least these ones!!!!!!!!!!

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day 13: favorite bt21 character

i only own one piece of official merch (a mang keychain), and i want a huggable rj because the jinhit marketing strategy is very effective on me, but i listened to my heart and my heart said CHIMMY

i just love that jimin created this jolly little harmonica-playing puppy in a cheery yellow hoodie and then decided his backstory was that he'd been abandoned in a box in the winter.

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okokok by popular demand, let's experience this again, sorry not sorry for clogging the tag

this is in fact the greatest bangtan bomb of all time. it has everything: teasing, suspense (will they pull it off?), bangtan loving and supporting each other unconditionally while continuing to tease, SOPE VOCALS, yoongi giggles, hoseok leg.

idk man. there's just something about sope. i'm pretty sure it's that they love each other so so much.

https://youtu.be/RlQB2WnWeco

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day 6! kevin already posted my actual favorite bangtan bomb, so here are four runner-ups that i love with all my heart.

the last two, in particular, are proof that these doofuses had no concept of how important they, and their digital archives, would become.

dessert time: https://youtu.be/wR6E2ZSDZEc

professional photobomber jin: https://youtu.be/OfgFXC6AomI

jhope's push push dance: https://youtu.be/JBFVYYdANpo

jimin's sexy dance lesson: https://youtu.be/OfgFXC6AomI

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day 1 of , thanks @brie!

my first memory of bts is a conversation with someone who was describing their ptd:la experience. it sounded so special, and unlike anything else i'd ever heard about. i went home, typed "bts live performance" into youtube search, bumbled my way through dozens of fancams and dance practices, and then asked myself that fateful question: "what are their names?"

purplecoww,
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adding on to this to say, the person i was talking to told me how she met an older lady, a grandma, who'd gone alone to the concert. they stayed in touch and still texted occasionally. that particular detail really caught my attention and made me think this wasn't just any old concert or any old band.

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WHAT IS GOING ON JOONIE.

EDIT: This was posted on Wing Shya's Instagram. Since he's photographed Joonie before (ie, snake socks), folks think it's really Our President behind all that artistic smoke.

purplecoww,
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@tikistitch hmm it doesn't really look like him to me? it's a very cool photo of whoever it is, though

purplecoww, to random
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much as i am not looking forward to spending the next 10.5 hours in transit, and as much as everything is still shit re my mom's cancer, at least i get to go home for a little while, and i have my emotional support hobi to keep me company. nyc here we come ☺️

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Someone posted about bedhead Hobi recently. Hum.. here's more 👀

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5lxmWguOca/?igsh=MWQ0ajV6b2p3N3ltcQ==

purplecoww,
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@GQB that was me and @tikistitch and i thank you for this important addition

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as much as i dislike rural/small town life, i have to admit, it is fun overhearing random conversations about goats again. (this lady's goat did not care for the new alfalfa sprouts she bought; apparently it was a very frustrating situation for all involved)

purplecoww,
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@tikistitch lol they have moos in the yard, we've occasionally had moose in the yard

purplecoww, to random
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i log on to twt for the first time in months, only to be greeted by this extremely problematic content. fucking hell log me out of the universe

https://x.com/jhopely_218/status/1778098115142152469

purplecoww,
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@tikistitch how am i supposed to cope with this!

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the perfect headline doesn't exi-

purplecoww,
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purplecoww,
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guys i can't stop thinking about this. it is objectively a flawless arrangement of words. so many choices were made, and not only are they all correct, every single one delivers a payoff. "by his own pants" lands like a fucking thunderclap. a master at work.

this is going to live in the squirrelly corner of my brain that holds "jimin is wandering alone, looking for noodles."

god i love art!

purplecoww, to random
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just brushed my teeth, rinsed and spit, looked down and saw purple foam in the sink. spent a full 30 seconds trying to understand how i'd gotten so army that i spit purple.

then i remembered that the last thing i ate was a handful of blackberries.

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speaking of men in shorts, this photograph has more narrative heft than most best picture nominees. it's the movie wes anderson always thinks he's making. EGOT material.

pixiecata, to random
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Pre-ordered J-Hope's Hope on the Street Vol. 1. I wonder if they'll make the video series available to purchase on Weverse. I don't have Prime Video, so I guess I'll have to wait until bootlegs show up on places like Telegram.

purplecoww,
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@pixiecata i don't have prime either, but apparently there's a 30-day free trial that you can cancel before you get charged- at least that's what someone told me. i'm going to look into it, might be a good option

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it's almost hobiuary and i still haven't decided what i'm gonna wear

purplecoww,
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i am now imagining a queer eye style show feat. bangtan

namjoon and seokjin help the slovenly bachelor tap his inner confidence

taehyung does the home makeover ("this acrylic leopard brings the energy you need!")

hobi and jimin overhaul his clothes and accessories, there's a lot of loving eye rolls/shrieking

then jungkook teaches him how to make "everyday elevated ramen"

and yoongi teaches him to play a song that will impress his dates!!!!!

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i had to go out in the rain so i decided to listen to on the street while i walked, and all of a sudden it was this perfect little sensory experience, just absolutely magical

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@purplecoww so happy to see your fic getting much deserved love!! https://twitter.com/maybeayorapline/status/1749928736902787162?s=46

purplecoww,
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@asya 😳 wow yikes this is too kind! ty for letting me know!

purplecoww, to random
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i stg dumb business people are saying 'ai' the way they said 'blog' in 2007 -- like it's some mystical computer incantation they can yell at the sky to make money rain

purplecoww,
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this message brought to you by the business person who told me today that they are planning to replace their writers with chatgpt.

purplecoww,
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@tikistitch adam never misses! (which, imo, should've been the name of his show in the first place)

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